Humor
Overheards 9.6.17
Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."
Google Maps Directions to Navigate All Four Years of College
Continue straight towards freshman NSO for 71 new friend requests and one regretful DFMO.
Wharton Creates “Upper-Level” Seminar Dedicated to Gaining 500 LinkedIn Connections
Do I know you? Who cares!
Overheards 08.30.17
Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.
Study Finds NSO Is Only Thing Penn Students Are On Time For
We have exactly SIX minutes to get to backlot, guys.
All Your NSO Questions, Answered
Will there be ice breakers? One of the main goals of NSO is to get to know your peers.
Boy MERTs Himself After Swallowing Too Many Hey Day Hats
I feel like you should know you don’t eat them.
QuadLeaks: Not Even Russian Hackers Can Enter The Quad During Fling
Russia is no match for Quad security
Worst of Penn
Hoorah for the Red and the Ew.
To Whom It May Concern:
My dad knows you, so please give me a job.
Shoutouts Submission: Spring 2017
It's the best time of the year—when you get to call out some shit.
Fraternity Chooses Overly Confusing Fake Name for Event, No One Comes
Crazy Elephant Productions Limited Presents: 90s Downtown
Man Only Has Two Profile Pictures, Cannot Be Trusted
I should call the police, right?
I Lived It: My Professor Played An April Fools Joke on My Class and We Had to Pretend It Was Funny
Lifetime is purchasing the TV rights to my story
Wharton Finally Offers Explanation for Students' Free Printing, Doesn’t Think This Is Ironic At All
Makes perfect sense!
A Cappella Group Somehow Confused as to Why There is a Weird Power Dynamic
Who knew a group full of kids who all want to be the center of attention could be problematic?
15 Things that Are Easier to Find Than a Summer Subletter
Socially... AND fiscally liberal Wharton student
Overheards 3.23.17
Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.
