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Word on the Street: In Defense of Potheads

Admittedly, I started on this train of thought while I was high. The eating–Doritos–in–bed–alone, binge–watching–"Family Guy"–on–Netflix type of high [ed note: is there another kind?]. The fact that a lot of my peer group (basically my entire peer group) smokes weed is not news.

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Ask Miss Cassandra: Fixing Oral Without Swallowing Your Morals

I’m afraid that I’m bad at oral sex.

by MISS CASSANDRA

Tweet of the Week: 10.1.2013

Where is my twat is at?

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Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 9.28.2013

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Word on the Street: Blame it on the Adderall

Coming to Penn, we were curious about three things: Sex, alcohol and drugs—mainly, Adderall.  The sex part was obvious.

by JACK SAVVY

In My Defense: Venmoing the Homeless

Last week Highbrow brought you the story of one generous Penngineer’s attempt to Venmo a homeless woman her child support payment. We tracked her down—this is her side of the story:

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Overheard at Penn: 9.26.2013

Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants. Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.

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The Roundup: 9.26.2013

It’s officially fall and you know what that means: it’s time for Amy Gutmann to start walking around campus in her peacoat, looking like a majestic Mary Poppins.

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Ask Miss Cassandra: Sexy Chats and Turning Sex into Chats

Dear Miss Cassandra, I love porn. But lately, porn hasn’t been doing much to satisfy me.

by MISS CASSANDRA

Tweet of the Week: 9.24.2013

On a tree by a river, a little tweet twat, singing twillow, tit twillow, tit twillow.

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Worst Week at Penn: 9.22.2013

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The Roundup: 9.19.2013

Welcome back, kiddies. Did you have a nice Yom Kippur? Highbrow did. While most of campus made a mass exodus back to Long Island and North Jersey, we were here: watching, waiting, commiserating. We hear you blew more than the shofar.

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Penn's Famous Frat Icons

Some frats house more than free alcohol and somewhat attractive guys. Highbrow brings you all the famous frat decorations you may have overlooked. If walls could talk...

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Overheard at Penn: 9.19.2013

Gay guy: I’ve been a SWUG since second semester freshman year.

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Word on the Street: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Swipe Right

Tap photo: mutual friends, mutual interests—swipe right. Tap photo: no friends, no interests—swipe left.

by ALEX HOSENBALL

Ask Miss Cassandra: Anal Tearing and Mantis Pairing

So I had anal sex last night and kind of, like, ripped my anus.

by MISS CASSANDRA

Tweet of the Week: 9.17.2013

Twittington twat where muh tweet's at

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Worst Week at Penn: 9.14.2013

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True Life: I Hate your Snapchats

If Facebook is where we post pictures that show us at our hottest, Snapchat is where we expose our eight chins and third nipple to our friends for three seconds.

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Word on the Street: iPhone–solation

This past summer, I was just one of a thousand eager Penn students interning in New York. Four trains—and an hour and a half of smelling body odor—later, I commuted to the Brooklyn–based office from my boring Jersey suburb to gain “experience” and seize “opportunity.” I learned the ropes of tri–state area public transportation, hustled through the corporate crowds of Wall Street and hopped across the East River to be among the hipsters of Park Slope.

by GINA DECAGNA

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