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Overheards 9.6.17
Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."
Why We SABS
You’ve seen them. You’ve probably even been one of them.
To Catch A Biden
Street knows you’ve been trying to spot him around campus. Street knows you’ve been (mostly) unsuccessful.
Things Penn Could've Spent $80 Million on Instead of Hill
Now that NSO is over and we're all bored in class with syllabus week, we should take a look at one dorm 505 Penn students call home: Hill.
Overheards 08.30.17
Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.
Highbrow Career Services: Resumé Workshop
THE ART OF THE RESUME Reading between the lines takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to resumes.
Highbrow's Declassified Back to School Survival Guide
After a day of dayging, Chipotle is not a good idea. You will wind up vomiting in front of the CVS and that one person you don’t like will MERT you.
Street Staff's Advice to Freshmen
Here's the deal, kiddos - we learned some of these lessons the hard way. Now, you shouldn't have to.
You Definitely Need to Do These Things This Summer
Is summer even worth it if you don't everything on this list?
5 Types of Naps You Take During the Summer
Because summer naps are very different than mid-semester procrastination naps.
Hit it or Quit It: Summer on Campus
Hit it: Summer Curfews Quit it: Philly nightlife Between the mandated curfew for 9–18 year–olds in Philly’s 18th police precinct and the overabundance of summer programs adding to the already–long list of infestations in the Quad, it seems like our beloved corner of the city is shutting down.
Highbrow Can't Even: Name–Dropping
We get it, Gretchen, your dad is the inventor of Toaster Strudel. But are you realllllllllly putting your best Stuart Weitzman–clad foot forward when your fun fact at your SPEC Connaissance meeting icebreaker consists entirely of the fact that your parents donated one of the shitty study lounges in the quad? Never do you hear more “my ‘father/uncle/second–cousin/ex–boyfriend's family friend’....is ...” than during OCR.
Highbrow Campus Quiz
You're all so damn predictable.
Top 10 Things We Will Miss About Fro-Gro
An Ode to our beloved 24 hour landmark
Highbrow Can't Even: GroupMe Anxiety
You had one shot at camaraderie and messed it up with this meme.
Hit It or Quit It
Sometimes you're in, but most of the time you're out.
Overheards 03.30.17
An avid supporter of Penn Public Safety: I was so high last week that I called PennWalk to see if they would pick up my Copa
