WORST OF PENN
You’re not quite sure how you got there. Your mom came to visit, you went for a walk downtown, and she was in the mood for some bargain Mexican food. She’s insisting on being the “cool mom.” You’re in college now! You can totally enjoy some Tortilla Gold margs together. Next thing you know, the president of the Wharton Hedgefund Club is handing your mom is business card and chundering all over your entrees. It was a noble attempt, but just like that kid’s enchilada, it didn’t go down as planned.