The Round Up 04.23.15
After Fling and 4/20, there’s nothing worse than coming down in a VP carrel. Love might be Kesha’s drug of choice, but we prefer gossip. We hope your finals are easier to pass than your summer internship’s random drug tests.
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After Fling and 4/20, there’s nothing worse than coming down in a VP carrel. Love might be Kesha’s drug of choice, but we prefer gossip. We hope your finals are easier to pass than your summer internship’s random drug tests.
No surprise, THEOS got a piece of that hate pie.
You’re not quite sure how you got there. Your mom came to visit, you went for a walk downtown, and she was in the mood for some bargain Mexican food. She’s insisting on being the “cool mom.” You’re in college now! You can totally enjoy some Tortilla Gold margs together. Next thing you know, the president of the Wharton Hedgefund Club is handing your mom is business card and chundering all over your entrees. It was a noble attempt, but just like that kid’s enchilada, it didn’t go down as planned.
Friday April 17th
As Kesha once said: maybe I need some rehab, maybe I need some Street—or something along those lines. We suggest beginning your pregames by brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack. But Highbrow will be on the prowl, so watch your back.
Penn's groups bring you the best of the best Spring Fling tanks.
Photos: Victoria Meyer
DEADLINE EXTENDED Here's your chance to tell people what you think of them. Don't use names (or we won't use yours) otherwise you know the drill. Submissions due tonight 4.20 at 11:59 pm.
Girl with a crew–cut: Everyone who I’ve ever had a threesome with is now a Fulbright scholar.
Photo credit: Flickr
"I really feel like House of Cards is just a little melodramatic this season."
Street: Tell us about Battle of the Dance.
Fling, Lower Quad, Mask and Wig Show: Cover your junk with a pan or something because you are drunk, naked and in front of like 400 people. Happy senior year idiot. Hopefully Barclays won't see the FB posts.
It’s that time of year again—when it’s not 70 degrees and sunny, it’s 40 and raining. College tours are in full force, so good luck walking to class without hitting an Asian tourist taking a photo of the Love Statue with a selfie stick. Soon enough, our days will be filled with cornholes and our cornholes will be filled with selfie sticks.
Highbrow officially proclaims going off–campus is trendy. To have a successful transition, it’s all about re–branding. Highbrow put our Wharton classes into good use created some new off–campus names for a few frats and sororities.
Boy walking on Pine: Bro, you’re the king of stimulants.
Photo by Michele Ozer
DEPARTMENT: MATH
Street: Be honest, how many girls have you picked up from being in Penn Dhamaka?
Why did you sign up? Partially curiosity, partially wanting to have my ego stroked.
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