You're a freshman, a neophyte in the real world. As Friday night rolls around, you and your friends sashay into a swanky downtown eatery, swarm a booth, peruse the menu and maybe even order some drinks if your fake is decent or the place doesn't card.
Two weeks before Samuel Reeves' senior year at Penn, he and his business partner Josh Koplin were strapped into a DC-10 airplane spiraling over Kabul with cigarette butts still in the armrests, back from the days when you could relax with a smoke during a particularly rough landing.
Before they left, Sam's mother threatened to lie down in front of the airplane.
Do you like sex?
Do you like writing about sex?
Do you think people that write about sex are really sexy?
Do you think helping people that write about sex write about sex is sexy?
This is Jessica Haralson's hook for Quake, an erotica literary magazine forming at Penn.
The street is dark. On the list of buzzer numbers, next to the glass double doors and under the blue awning of the tall office complex there is no mention of the agency.
It sucks to be dateless on Valentine's Day, and though this may shock many of you, even Street editors sometimes find themselves single on the eve of February 14.
Ka-ching is a pleasing sound to all disc golfers," says Tournament Director Tom Snyder. He's referring to the noise his disc just made as it landed in hole two of the Sedgley Woods Disc Golf Course in northern Philadelphia.
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue.
College junior, Noble's got dark brown hair and dimples, and though he's almost 22, he readily admits that he still gets carded at Mad4Mex every time he goes.
"By now it's a joke, but, I mean, it's kind of crazy.
Almost 9:30 p.m.
Marc looks anxious. He paces, he jokes, but really he is thinking about Ric. Ric, meanwhile, is on his way to a shady bar on the edge of a shopping center in Bensalem, PA, from Delaware.
"I want to help my brother-man. That's why I put the gym here," Joe Frazier says, kicking shut the door to his office, which sits above the Frazier Gym in North Philadelphia.