Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
We join clubs. We build relationships with professors. We add lines to our resumes. But when it comes time to leave Penn, whether it’s for the summer or for graduation, are we left more or less on our own?