Ego(s) of the Week: Eric and Wyatt Shapiro
Street: What are you guys studying?
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Street: What are you guys studying?
This week Highbrow collected actual questions asked during Penn admissions tours. Let us guide you through what you need to know and what's actually relevant.
Recent Penn Grad: I mean, every American girl wants a threesome.
Isis is really scary. They are causing all kinds of trouble in the Middle East, and seem to have come out of nowhere. The details are, like, really hard to understand; sometimes they're called Isis and sometimes ISIL...like, what? How could anyone keep that straight? In terms you can understand, ISIS is kind of like your period. You assume problems in the Middle East may arise, but you never really know when they are coming. They also tend to involve a lot of blood.
30 BC: Cleopatra rocked some killer eyeshadow and was half of a steamy power couple with Mark Antony (not Marc Anthony, although now that we think of it, she was basically the JLo of the Nile).
1) Want to get kinky? Try being submissive, as a woman you are probably told to be it in every other facet of your life anyways.
Does your relationship need a little TLC? Or, maybe, are you one of those desperate women searching every nook and cranny of OkCupid and Tinder for a man?
What the hell does “poofy” yeast mean? Why does baking bread take so long? Why does this dough refuse to rise?
Look closely next time you walk down Locust.
729 Suspensions at Northeast High School from 2012–2013
Welcome back, Baby Quakes. Did you miss us? Fall break doesn’t mean a break from gossip. What happens in Vegas, doesn’t stay in Vegas—sorry, seniors.
Brussels Sprouts with Coconut Ginger Sauce:
1) “So Appalled”—Kanye West: I had practiced in my head so many times. I was ready to reenact...until he pulled me close and drooled on my chin.
This week, we have some new jams from Childish Gambino, Foxygen, Flying Lotus and Vince Staples, along with a Vine hit and some throwbacks from Kanye West & The Strokes.
We at Street are not athletes, so in anticipation of Mr. and Ms. Penn, the bodybuilding competition (and fundraiser for the women’s track and field team), we asked Omari Maxwell, last year’s short class winner, to teach us a few tricks.
Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter. Half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.
Holy. Shit. Holy shit. I need to tell you about my fall break. No, shut up, I don’t care that you saw your grandma in the hospital. This is important.
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Residence Hall: Sansom West
1. Invest in some cowl neck sweaters that match your skin color, that way people won’t be able to figure out where your collar stops and your chins begin!
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