Campus Life

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November 1, 2012 at 5:32 am

The Devil Elevator (Van Pelt) It’s a regular Sunday afternoon. You’ve just woken up, you’re still a little drunk and your backpack is bursting with overdue anxiety.
October 31, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Drop the cat ears! Step away from the cultural appropriation! We’re all secretly pining for something a little more elaborate than a leotard with a tail, but no one wants a Mean Girls–esque fashion faux pas to ruin their holiday.
October 30, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Oh my god. Supreme Shop n Bag is freaking NUTS.
October 30, 2012 at 8:20 pm

By day, Lakshmi Sivaguru is a champion of women’s rights, a dedicated television–viewer and an admittedly awful cook. By night, Lakshmi Sivaguru is Maria.
October 25, 2012 at 5:57 am

Let’s be real: Oktoberfest is every frat boy’s wet dream: beer, boobs, a selection of heavy, meat–based foods, amusement rides and more beer.
October 25, 2012 at 5:20 am

Hey, guys, it's Homecoming Weekend! Who cares?
October 25, 2012 at 5:20 am

1. Lingerie + Animal Ears  As tempting as it is to spend your whole night quoting Karen Smith’s iconic phrase, “I’m a mouse, duh,” it’s probably time to upgrade the costume you’ve been wearing since “Mean Girls” came out.
October 25, 2012 at 5:13 am

If their market share of your inbox isn’t indication enough, Helen and Kelly really care about you. Isn’t it about time you cared back?
October 20, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Governor Mitt Romney recently announced that he would cut funding to the Public Broadcasting Service, specifically to shows like "Sesame Street," which has been running for upwards of 40 years.
October 11, 2012 at 5:57 am

Intimidating other giant football players by day and wimpy underage kids by night, offensive tackle and Blarney doorman/bartender Dan Saris majors in Molecular Biology, kicking ass and taking names.
October 11, 2012 at 5:42 am

Ego answers your most burning questions about what’s acceptable and what’s just wrong in this week’s patronizing advice column.
October 11, 2012 at 5:31 am

When she’s not inadvertently posing for Hillel brochures, this Catholic Quaker Girl presides over Mortar Board and educates the next generations of TriDelts and 8th graders.
October 4, 2012 at 5:45 am

Throughout my time at Penn, I’ve amassed a truly unfortunate number of “that girl” monikers: “that girl who tweets a lot,” “that girl who makes sarcastic comments,” “that girl with the glasses,” to name a few.
October 4, 2012 at 5:41 am

Everyone knows that besides Fling, Parents Weekend is the social pinnacle of the academic year. And, as if hungover breakfasts and invasive questions weren't enough, the LSAT falls this Saturday, too.
October 4, 2012 at 5:14 am

I want to propose something. I know that it’s radical, dangerously so, but, with any luck, some of this world’s problems could be solved with just one simple change in our daily lives: we should look at each other. How often do you pass someone on campus, just casually walking by, and they simply refuse to look at you?
September 27, 2012 at 6:00 am

When he's not customizing Coke floats at Capogiro or reminiscing about his stint on Broadway, Tanvir Gopal is choreographing dances for Dhamaka and denying rivalries with Masala. (Sure...)
September 27, 2012 at 5:45 am

Ego's guide to your first (or fourth) fall at Penn.
September 27, 2012 at 5:00 am

Beryl Sanders is SAS Chair for the 2013 Class Board, VP of Programming for Panhel, a member of both SPEC Connaissance and the Honorary Degrees Committee for NEC and former Membership Director of Penn Dems.
September 20, 2012 at 5:57 am

It’s happened to the best of us. You spend the evening chatting it up with someone in your hall/suite/living unit and end with that fateful question: “Hey, what time do you have class tomorrow?” The other person answers: “10 a.m.” You obviously start at 10 and pose the question: “Hey, wanna walk over together?” The person nods excitedly and your plan is set. Stop right there. That was a terrible idea.
September 20, 2012 at 5:46 am