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Ego
Ego of the Week: The Men of BMOC
The boys of AXO’s annual philanthropy event, Big Man On Campus, are back. This year, they’re taller, they’re hairier and, let the record show, they’re all afraid of Dhamaka.
Street: What makes you a true BMOC?
Ben Slocum: Chest hair.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Everybody Has a Story
The other day, I was reading in Van Pelt when a girl in my sorority walked by. I waved hello as she passed and she came back to chat.
by RANDI KRAMER
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: When your Partner is Out East and the STI Beasts
Dear Miss Cassandra, my boyfriend is in London for the semester and I want to try Skype sex.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Ego
What Your Penn Gear Says About You
Now that the Penn Bookstore is about 90% apparel, Ego couldn’t help but wonder: Who’s buying all this? If that who is you, allow us to make some uniformed judgement.
by CLARE LOMBARDO
Ego
Ego of the Week: Matthew Gould
Matthew Gould is the man behind the Quaker. Underneath the mask, this dairy farming enthusiast enjoys the “occasional” chick flick, is passionate about manatees and has touched the Gutt’s butt.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Highbrow Horoscopes
Aries
(March 21–April 20):
People love being around you because of your vibrant and talkative nature.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Victoria's Secret
“That’s it?”
My first and only boyfriend stared with dismay at my pale, exposed 32A boobs. That was the first time I let a boy take off my bra.
by ALEXANDRA STERNLICHT
Ego
Puck Frinceton? How We Feel vs. How They Feel
Penn’s school spirit is never more evident than when ragging on our rival, Princeton. Or should we say, “rival?” We knew Princeton wouldn’t reciprocate our contentious feelings, but the big shocker: it doesn’t seem like Penn kids care, either.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Roundup: 11.7.2013
After four days of awkward–costumed walk of shames, Halloweekend has come and gone. You put away your cat ears and taking out your winter parkas.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 11.7.2013
Bro in Pottruck sauna: This is like when I was in Israel and it was literally too hot for my iPhone to function.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Do U Lift Brah and the Vibrator–Ga–Ga
Whey to go, bruh
by MISS CASSANDRA
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Things You Can't Black Out
“Mommy’s on the floor and she won’t get up.”
Normally, I’d be mad at my sister for interrupting my homework, but on an otherwise regular Wednesday night of my junior year of high school, I knew that her tear–stained cheeks and panicked words overrode the importance of my A.P.
by 34TH STREET
Ego
The Five People You'll Meet When Drunk
1. The Crier
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She has a paper due tomorrow, she’s homesick and her dog died three years ago.
by ANNA ROSENFELD
Ego
Ego of the Week: Maxwell Presser
Maxwell Presser is not just the “Chief Chief” of Sphinx—he’s the guy who might save your life this weekend. As the head of MERT, Maxwell has your health in mind. Just please don’t call him Max.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 10.31.2013
Trick–or–treat, lovelies! Actually, you don’t have to pick, because Highbrow has a real treat this ’Ween.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 10.31.2013
Girl discussing Halloween costume: We should just be tribal people. But, like, without being racist.
by 34TH STREET
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