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The Freshest Grocer
It's 3:30 a.m. on Friday night as you stumble into Fresh Grocer to grab some supplies: raspberry fruit spread jam (not jelly); Skippy Peanut butter (smooth, of course); Martin's potato bread; skim milk (not the preferred 2% for fear of the roommate's wrath). Yes, the perfect compilation for a late night feast.
by LEA MARIN
Street Sweeper
With the temperature beginning to drop like 5th classes in our second week back at Penn, we at Sweeper suggest a change of wardrobe and style.
Fall's fashionable pussy magnet is, ironically, the pussy.
by STEPHEN GLASS
Street Beats
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales left his post this week, leaving behind a tainted legacy of scandals.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the Street
It's a good time to be at the UPenn, where we were once #7 and are now half of #5. At least that seems to be the prevailing notion out on the Walk, where the weather is nice, if humid, and the freshmen are attractive (Thanks Dean Stetson - miss you, call me!), if awaiting the "frosh 15" - namely losing fifteen pounds in a string of Pod lettuce wraps and manic stairmaster sessions.
by 34TH STREET
Street Sweeper
Oh children, children, welcome back to the playPenn. It's been a long summer devoid of dirt to dig, but now we're back, muckraking your shit for your own enjoyment.
by 34TH STREET
Dispatches
It was quite the scene last Friday at Dzine2Show's fourth annual fashion show, "Du‘l!" Ibby Jaaber was there with a beautiful woman, wearing a suit and tie.
by GABE CRANE
Word on the Street
As baseball season gets underway, one man looms larger - much larger - than most: Barry Bonds.
Bonds, of course, is on pace to break Hank Aaron's 755 career home run mark, one of baseball's most hallowed records.
by ALEX JACOBS
Street Beats
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama duked it out this week, both announcing that they had raised more than $25 million in 2007's first quarter.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the Street
The first time I saw the ballot for Best of Penn '07, the nominations sent me in a tizzy. That Econ professor earns a nod for "allegedly" bludgeoning his wife to death?
by JIM NEWELL
Street Beats
The price of birth control is rising sharply in colleges across the country. Fresh Grocer reports dwindling supply of plastic bags.
by 34TH STREET
Sweeper
Hello friends, acquaintances and people who stalk me on Facebook. It's been a busy week for me, filled with nightly blackouts, and spitting game even Mark Zoller couldn't compete with (besides Texas A&M).
Things aren't what they used to be.
by STEPHEN GLASS
Philosophies of the game
Work your day game. It'll be the key to your long term success with ladies. That's what I tell my friends, specifically my boy Rodney.
by STEPHEN MORSE
Street Beats
60 million containers of contaminated pet food were recalled this week after 10 cats and dogs died from eating it.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the Street
In weather like this, it's kind of hard to imagine that across the world, suicide bombers are targeting English-speaking schools in Pakistan and Iraq.
by ALEX KWAN
Street Beats
An Orange County fire has led to the evacuation of over 200 hillside homes. In unrelated news, The OC and The Hills have been cancelled.
by 34TH STREET
Sweeper
Ah, spring break - the perfect chance to show off my Pottruck-toned physique while throwing money around like beads at Mardi Gras.
by STEPHEN GLASS
Word on the spring break
What do 13 Penn students, a Hillel Rabbi and staff member, a Fox Leadership grant and a mythical bird that dies in flames and is reborn from the ashes have in common?
by DEENA FEINSTEIN
Dispatches
Saturday, 6:00 p.m.: Roll up to a friend of a friend of a friend's house off of St. Charles Street. Eight of us are pounding beers by his pool when I notice his mother spying on us from a second story window.
by CATHI BURNS
Word on the street
A little after midnight last Thursday my mom called to tell me my grandpa had died. And over the past week, I've found it hard to know how to grieve for my grandpa, who we called Pater.
by RUBEN BROSBE
Street Beats
A 46-year-old Floridian businessman was convicted Friday of molesting a young girl sitting next to him on an airplane.
by 34TH STREET
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