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Highbrow Throwback: Hoodie Allen
There ain't nothing like a (U)Penn girl.
Overheards 09.27.17
30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."
Overheards 9.20.17
Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk."
How to Hide the Fact that You're a Freshman
By freshmen, for freshmen.
Overheards 9.13.17
Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."
Highbrow's Guide to Alternative Dirty Rushing
Like regular rushing, just dirtier.
Highbrow's Early Fall Style Guide
Let the pumpkin spice begin.
Overheards 9.6.17
Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."
Why We SABS
You’ve seen them. You’ve probably even been one of them.
To Catch A Biden
Street knows you’ve been trying to spot him around campus. Street knows you’ve been (mostly) unsuccessful.
Things Penn Could've Spent $80 Million on Instead of Hill
Now that NSO is over and we're all bored in class with syllabus week, we should take a look at one dorm 505 Penn students call home: Hill.
Overheards 08.30.17
Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.
Highbrow Career Services: Resumé Workshop
THE ART OF THE RESUME Reading between the lines takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to resumes.
Highbrow's Declassified Back to School Survival Guide
After a day of dayging, Chipotle is not a good idea. You will wind up vomiting in front of the CVS and that one person you don’t like will MERT you.
Street Staff's Advice to Freshmen
Here's the deal, kiddos - we learned some of these lessons the hard way. Now, you shouldn't have to.
You Definitely Need to Do These Things This Summer
Is summer even worth it if you don't everything on this list?
5 Types of Naps You Take During the Summer
Because summer naps are very different than mid-semester procrastination naps.
