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Every Kind of Freshman in the Club You Just Joined

Do less.

by MOHAMMAD SAMROZ

That's Such a Fucking Lie

We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory

by NICK CASTORIA

Overheards: 10.4.17

True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument." 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Highbrow Throwback: Hoodie Allen

There ain't nothing like a (U)Penn girl. 

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

Deconstructing the Pregame

This isn't healthy. 

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 09.27.17

30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Overheards 9.20.17

Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk." 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

How to Hide the Fact that You're a Freshman

By freshmen, for freshmen. 

by ANGELA LIN

Overheards 9.13.17

Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."

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Highbrow's Guide to Alternative Dirty Rushing

Like regular rushing, just dirtier. 

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

Highbrow's Early Fall Style Guide

Let the pumpkin spice begin.

by DANIEL BULPITT

The Four People You See in Allegro



by LUCIA KIM

Overheards 9.6.17

Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."

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Why We SABS

You’ve seen them. You’ve probably even been one of them. 

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

To Catch A Biden

Street knows you’ve been trying to spot him around campus. Street knows you’ve been (mostly) unsuccessful.

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Things Penn Could've Spent $80 Million on Instead of Hill

Now that NSO is over and we're all bored in class with syllabus week, we should take a look at one dorm 505 Penn students call home: Hill.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 08.30.17

Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Highbrow Career Services: Resumé Workshop

THE ART OF THE RESUME Reading between the lines takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to resumes.

by LUCIA KIM

Highbrow's Declassified Back to School Survival Guide

 After a day of dayging, Chipotle is not a good idea. You will wind up vomiting in front of the CVS and that one person you don’t like will MERT you. 

by NICK CASTORIA

Street Staff's Advice to Freshmen

Here's the deal, kiddos - we learned some of these lessons the hard way. Now, you shouldn't have to. 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

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