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Overheards 11.19.15

Delancey Boy 1: What did we do on your 21st? Delancey Boy 2: You gave me sickest vinyl ever and then I yacked on your French press.

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ROUND UP 11.19.15

Raise your goblets—Highbrow is giving a toast to this week’s fowl play. Join our pregame for Dranksgiving and help yourself to our gossip feast.

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ROUND UP 11.12.15

Penn students truly demonstrated athletic talent this weekend—we crushed beer pong, persevered through a marathon of day drinking and stayed composed. Oh, and we won the football game. Let the victories continue, because everyone’s a winner in the Round Up.

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Overheards 11.12.15

Hot betch: You look like my asshole when I haven't gotten a wax in a long time.

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10 THINGS WE ARE SO OVER

Penn vs. Princeton. Actually, we never even cared.

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YOUR DATE-NIGHT HOW TO

Highbrow is OVERWHELMED with date night invitations, but we have some constructive feedback for those who are socially challenged.

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Round Up 11.05.15

Trick–or–treat yo’self with some sweet, sweet gossip. You may not have indulged in candy this weekend, but get ready for a sugar high. We hope this doesn’t leave a sour taste in your mouth.

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Overheards 11.05.15

Eligible bachelorette: I'm saving butt stuff for when I'm like, 60.

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Overheards 10.29.15

Blonde betch: I'm not racist. I was raised by foreigners.

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​Halloween: What's In and Out

One day you're in, the next day, you're out.

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Round Up 10.29.15

Highbrow applauds the efforts of the Ivy League Snapstory...but let’s be real, it only gets ten seconds of footage while we get the whole story.

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Overheards 10.22.15

Frustrated FroGro shopper: Khloe Kardashian just fell for the wrong guy, but love is love man.

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Round Up 10.22.15

When our hotline blings, it’s usually Drake in his Moncler jacket asking us to call him on his cell phone.

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How to Make Everyone In VP Hate You

Now that’s is getting cold, everyone is hibernating in the library. Highbrow is taking the opportunity to remind everyone how to be considerate. This should all be common courtesy. So do it.

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Overheards 10.15.15

Girl on Locust: I hate girls that be like I'm Persian... Bitch, you from Iran.

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When You Go to the Party for the Pics, Not The Dicks

That dude who you noticed carrying a camera around the party last weekend? Yeah, he’s the one who really runs your life.

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Round Up 10.15.15

“How was your break? Let’s get lunch this week.” Highbrow has a packed schedule with empty lunch plans.

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Round Up 10.01.15

Pumpkin spice Highbrow! Just kidding, our doctor told us that we’re allergic to that tragic seasonal flavor. Fall is here—let the gourd times roll.

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Overheards 10.01.15

Girl in choker at the Writer's House: The overarching structure of fiction is phallic.

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Decoding Your Fall Break

How to judge the social capital of your vacation.

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