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DEAR FRESHMAN SELF
Listen up, baby Quakes, this information is almost as important as the best friends you make during Penn Preview Days.
The 12–Step Guide To Getting Into the University of Pennsylvania
If you attend Penn, this won’t be the first time you’ll need to complete 12 steps.
How to Corrupt a Prospective Penn Student
A prelude to the best—and most sinful—four years of their lives.
OVERHEARDS 04.07.16
Guy in Frontera: Major in econ. The power of money compels you.
Financially Struggling Disney Princess Seek Employment
And you thought the happiest place on earth didn’t have OCR.
OVERHEARDS 03.31.16
Guy in VP: I'm trying to buy a GSR for Theos
10 Facts You Never Knew about Walt Disney
He was more than just your average anti-semite.
9 Signs You Were Raised by Disney and not Parents
Singing is always the answer. Always.
Disney Sequels Nobody Asked For
Kind of like actual Disney sequels. Except you, Little Mermaid 2, we liked you.
Disney Stories from the Sidekick's Points of View
Ever wonder how the seven dwarves felt about leasing their home to a perfect stranger?
7 New Reality Competition Shows Coming to Penn this Spring
Find your new American Idol
Six Ways to Make Your Life More Like A Reality Show
Because sometimes accidentally texting the wrong GroupMe that you have a UTI just isn’t enough ~drama~.
Dispatch: Day in the Life of a Reality Star
It’s exactly as much Xanax as you’d think.
OVERHEARDS 3.24.16
Queen of Wharton: I was gonna fuck this guy, but he was just so bad at negotiations that I couldn't.
The Real World: Penn
This is the true story of eight strangers picked to live, work, and be taped together in order to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start being real. The Real World: Penn.
Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition
(570): For a second I thought the dolphin was giving head to that guy at the bar.
Seven Ways to Disguise Sunburn
Don’t be beaten by being beet red.
