Lowbrow
Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded
Just tell us how many STDs you have.
Annual "Avoid Your Students When They Desperately Need You" Advisor Conference Under Way
What a coincidence!
Penn Fall Calendar Just Pretty Pictures of People Avoiding Eye Contact on Locust
Leaves! Trees! Looking down at your phone!
A Series of Angry Emails Written to my Landlord
Please help, as there are foreign creatures eating our microwave
Freshman Brave Enough to Be Alone At Any Point in Time
Where's her medal of honor?
Decoding Your Venmo Charges: Penn Edition
LOL!
Updated List of Events All Fraternities Must Attend
Workshop: what is a vagina?
Handshake Renamed OneArmedHug to Foster More Accurate OCR Experience
Putting the "cute" in "recruiting"
BREAKING: Student “Activist” Selects Frame for Profile Picture That Will Solve Everything
Brb, saving the planet.
Fall Break Offers Freshman First Big Chance to Assert Privilege Over Everyone
"I’ve been slowly building on my superiority for a while now."
Unclear if Undergrads Speaking in Code or Just Overusing Penn-centric Abbreviations
He def SABS enough to be PPE.
Students Vote to Replace Harvest with SoulCycle; Life-Saving Urgent Care Center Second
I'm not trying to walk back from my work out—I literally JUST worked out
Senior with Goldman Sachs Offer and "Problem Solving Skills" Gets Really, Really Lost in the Quad
"Which one is Fitler?" said the fully grown adult
My Strange Addiction: Constantly Applying To Jobs On Handshake
You can't beat the rush.
Green Day Woken Up, Goes Back to Sleep Until 2020
Green Day band members face a confusing past when they are woken up at the end of September.
The Streets of Penn: Personified
Ugh, why won't Locust just shut up?
Totally Impossible Penn Riddles
Is it social climbing if you step on an elevated surface?
Trump Supporters Confused to Find that Made In America Not a Trump Rally
According to many confused festival-goers, Benjamin Franklin was a heathen and who even is Migos anyway?
