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​Dispatch: Quaker Days

It's all hap-PENN-ing.

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The 12–Step Guide To Getting Into the University of Pennsylvania

If you attend Penn, this won’t be the first time you’ll need to complete 12 steps.

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How to Corrupt a Prospective Penn Student

A prelude to the best—and most sinful—four years of their lives.

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Financially Struggling Disney Princess Seek Employment

And you thought the happiest place on earth didn’t have OCR.

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10 Facts You Never Knew about Walt Disney

He was more than just your average anti-semite.

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9 Signs You Were Raised by Disney and not Parents

Singing is always the answer. Always.

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Disney Sequels Nobody Asked For

Kind of like actual Disney sequels. Except you, Little Mermaid 2, we liked you.

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Disney Stories from the Sidekick's Points of View

Ever wonder how the seven dwarves felt about leasing their home to a perfect stranger?

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7 New Reality Competition Shows Coming to Penn this Spring

Find your new American Idol

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Six Ways to Make Your Life More Like A Reality Show

Because sometimes accidentally texting the wrong GroupMe that you have a UTI just isn’t enough ~drama~.

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Dispatch: Day in the Life of a Reality Star

It’s exactly as much Xanax as you’d think.

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The ​Real World: Penn

This is the true story of eight strangers picked to live, work, and be taped together in order to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start being real. The Real World: Penn.

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Seven Ways to Disguise Sunburn

Don’t be beaten by being beet red.

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Most Underrated Locations to Spend Spring Break

Because anything is better than staying at Penn.

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Troubling Ratio of Snowmen to Snowwomen on Penn’s Campus Leading to Disastrous Effects for Snow Population

Not a good enough ratio for a frat party or general population growth.

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Convenient Times for Every Type of Weather

Because who hasn't thought "Man, this would be a really good time for a hurricane"?

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Snow Consumption Color Key

Sometimes you just don't know, you know?

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Best Ways to Cope with the Winter Weather

Baby it's cold outside.

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Silent majority of campus afraid to admit that they think Beyoncé is "just okay”

Some students not best friends with the Bey.

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Penn: The Musical

Things you would have to sing about if life were a musical, because even Street is feeling kinda Hamilton right now.

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