Playlists
Ten Penn Rejections You Face All the Time
In order from slightly annoying to absolutely heartbreaking, here are the ten Penn rejections you face all the time.
THE ROUND UP 02.18.16
It’s hard to imagine anything more humiliating than rubbing your genitals up on some random, red-faced freshman girl in front of her whole sorority, but ending up in the Round Up comes pretty close.
Overheards 02.18.16
Jobless Junior: I stress bought a rotisserie chicken.
Quiz: Which Member of the Beatles are You?
Hope you don't get Ringo.
How to Start a Band
For when you want to take your #squad to the next decibel level.
Seven Things you Didn't Know About Your Favorite Musical Artists
Musicians? More like superheroes.
The Man, The Myth, The Medic
It was junior Ian McCurry’s second time setting foot in HUP’s Cardiac Surgical Unit. He entered the examination room to introduce himself to his patient of the day, a middle–aged man who had recently undergone a heart transplant.
A PSA to those who like music: follow us on SoundCloud
Get your head out of your butt and follow our soundcloud.
WOTS Love Week: No Labels, No Problem
My sexuality is just one piece of who I am, and it doesn't need a title.
5 Things to do in Philly if You're Single on Valentine's Day
Turn off the sad movies and live a little.
WOTS Love Week: Sunshine
A tribute to my first love and my first loss.
It Takes Two: A Duet Playlist
aka the "holy shit I'm lonely af" mix
Out of Context Art: If PMA Descriptions Were Tinder Bios
Need to spice up the bio on your Tinder/Bumble/insert up-and-coming new dating app you're using?
Letter From The Editor 02.11.2016
This is the Love Issue and Valentine’s Day is this weekend so I’m probably supposed to write to you about love.
Valentine's Day Sex Tips
Cosmo's got the inside and out for all you need on your special day.
WOTS Love Week: Betraying the Blowjob Brigade
How I learned to accept my non–virgin status in a culture that shuns premarital sex.
Trolling for Nudes on Locust
We got down and dirty with Penn's prime sexters so you don't have to.
How to Find Your Valentine on Tinder
Tinderella is waiting for you.
