All the rhyming in the episode gave me a hurt in my head.

“Bedtime Stories” was so boring, that I wanted to go to bed.

Marshall and baby Marvin are on a bus to the Farhampton Inn.

Where did they put the rental car? When did they turn it in?

Apparently, baby Marvin only falls asleep to rhymes.

What happened to the lullaby they sang all those times?

To the rehearsal dinner, Marshall is gonna be quite late.

Barney has a globe that shows whether Ted’s on a date.

All the Yankees have names that rhyme with Italian food.

When the commercials didn’t rhyme it put me in a weird mood.

Why is black miso cod on this Italian restaurant’s menu?

Professor Lisa and Ted are definitely not going to screw.

If this chick is supposed to teach physics, shouldn’t she be smart?

She thought Barney was Jeter and let him win her heart.

Robin ate an entire wedding cake because she was feeling sad.

I wanted a piece of that cake so badly; it made me mad.

Whoever made the fake book covers can do great things with paint.

This episode wasn’t funny; it was just kinda quaint.

They got the NYC five borough stereotypes all wrong.

This episode might have been better if it were entirely in song.

These fireworks are Marvin’s first memory. Aww, isn’t that cute!

It took all the strength I had to keep from clicking mute.

This week, another "HIMYM" episode failed my test.

Rhymer.com is really, truly the best.