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The Round Up 1.29.2015

Gossip has never smelled so good.

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Highbrow's Guide to Social Climbing

Highbrow's Guide to Social Climbing: Tips for the Superficially Inclined.  It’s not easy to get to the top, but Highbrow has the inside scoop on how to fake it until you make it.

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Overheards 1.29.2015

Girl on Locust: You 100% just farted into the phone!

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The Round Up 1.22.2015

New year, new Highbrow—watch out baby Quakes, we are no longer on social probation. Your vacation tans will fade as quickly as your New Years resolutions, and Highbrow will be here to document all of your debauchery.

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Overheards 1.22.2015



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Tweet of the Week: 12.16.2014

Congrats to last week's winner: Xandria James ‏@XandriaJames‬ "Shut up. You're 22 and you're still talking about bat mitzvah money as a source of income." Honestly nothing surprises me anymore #Penn

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Tweet of the Week: 12.9.2014

Congrats to last week's winner: teresa dula @terens55‬: "The scene is real, and it's now, and it's right outside huntsman smoking a cigarette"

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Dress Code

Don’t just dress to impress; dress to dazzle! It’s my party, so let me tell you what to wear. Obviously, I need to be the hottest, but you can be lukewarm!

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Dear Diary

As you know, this Saturday is my Super Sweet 16.

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Open Letter From Upset Parents

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Saperstein, We are writing to you as friends, neighbors and upset parents.

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Tweet of the Week: 12.2.2014

Congrats to last week's winner: Spencer Winson! ‪@pency23‬‬: I sincerely hope people get my sense of humor and understand my selfies are all about self promotion and narcissism.

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When Justice is Shot

“A system cannot fail those who it was never meant to protect.” -W. E. B. DuBois

by ROSA ESCANDON

True Life: I Hate Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is the ultimate culmination of fall. It comes just after the official beginning of winter and it rings in the holiday season.

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The Downtown Boycott

There are benefits to ditching the scene and finding fulfilling activities outside the realm of bouncers and bartenders.

by ARIELA OSUNA

Overheards 11.20.2014

Sophomore boy: Between going to class and working out I don’t really have time for anything else.

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Tweet of the Week: 11.18.2014

Congrats to last week's winner: reilly martin ‪@reilly_grace‬‬: I stole toilet paper from a bistro last night bc our airbnb in Paris doesn't have any- so yeah, I know a little bit about "the struggle."

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What's Your Insta Identity?

If you don’t have an Instagram bio, we assume you don’t have a personality. Highbrow pulled some examples from Penn students to see how they present themselves.

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Word on the Street: Closeted Pride

The summer before coming to Penn, I would have considered myself halfway out of the closet.

by CONOR COOK

The Round Up 11.13.2014

To all who have tried to label Penn as the #1 party school or the most insecure Ivy: bitch, you don’t know my life.

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