1. Take a shot every time Ana bites her lip.
- Ana bites her lip for the first time when she’s interviewing Grey. He is immediately turned on, and all of the women in the audience simultaneously say “Holy shit! That’s all it takes?”
2. Take a shot every time Ana makes a forced, unconvincing orgasm face.
- She looks like she’s about to come when he touches her shoulder. This level of overreaction is unnecessary at best.
3. Take a shot every time you see Ana’s nipples.
- Plot twist: the girl takes her shirt off more often than the boy does. Feminism.
4. Take a sip of your drink every time Ana’s arms are over her head.
- The first time Ana and Grey kiss, her arms immediately go up and over head as if she's ready for him to take her shirt off or, more naturally, get strapped into the suspension harness in his sex chamber.
5. Take a sip of your drink every time Grey says something that almost makes him unattractive.
Including—but not limited to—the following quotes:
- "Laters Baby" x 2
- "I don’t make love, I fuck hard"
- "Fifty shades of fucked up"
6. Take a sip of your drink every time you wonder why Ana has a flip phone.
- In what decade is this movie supposed to be set? #perplexed
7. Finish everyone’s drinks every time you can relate to this relationship.
- This is a classic boy–meets–girl coming of age film. Any ordinary person is signing sex contract—it's just good business! It’s just so much more realistic than any other romantic film. P.S. If you practice S&M, good luck.
8. On a scale from 1–10 drinks, how well could YOU endure pain for Grey?
- Take these drinks when he asks Ana this precise question.
