Dim Sum Garden is Phasing Out BYOB
Remember freshman year BYOs at Dim Sum Garden, scarfing down their soup dumplings while tucking into a glass of wine—or more than a glass?
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Remember freshman year BYOs at Dim Sum Garden, scarfing down their soup dumplings while tucking into a glass of wine—or more than a glass?
Word on the Street is 34th Street's personal narrative section. We want to elevate Penn student voices to tell their stories, stories that make us laugh, cry, think, and everything in between. Want to see your story in Street this summer?
Humble Hookup: “Fuck being the bootycaller, I want to be the bootycalled.”
SWUG: 'Life is just a long Uber ride from the womb to the grave.'
Over here at Street Music, we’d like to think we know a thing or two about who the major players are. King Krule is most definitely one of them and we want to help you all bask in his glory too. That's why we're sponsoring a ticket giveaway for his May 2nd show at The Fillmore, in partnership with Matador Records. If this piques your interest, read on for more details!
Guy who does the bare minimum: Dude, you’re gonna be so proud of me. She wanted to hookup and I didn’t have a condom on me, so I told her no this time.
Dirty in the Streets, Clean in the Sheets: "She didn't wash her sheets at all last semester. It makes me not trust her."
Penn 10 is here. And it's time to nominate! Think of Penn 10 as our version of Forbes' "30 under 30," but cooler and younger because you're featured in it. Now that you've ruminated on it, who comes to mind?
Sim–ply Sadistic: “I hate him so much. If he were a Sim, I would lock him up in the kitchen and start a fire.”
Functional, Fashion–Forward Bro: "I might fuck around and get a blanket scarf."
Sad Boi studying in Arch: “I don’t deserve Moelis.”
Disheartened Junior: “Oh you gave me flowers, but you didn’t make me come...”
Because athletes in spandex isn't exciting enough.
Mother Teresa in the streets, Caligula in the sheets: “My public persona is very virginal.”
Wes and Sophia share the story of their relationship, just in time for Valentine's Day.
Hear both sides of Ha and David's love story.
Conspirator of Conspiracy Theorists: “Nick Foles’ profile pic makes him look like someone who reports on government conspiracies. The kinda guy that says ‘dossier’ a lot.”
Every Valentine’s Day, there’s an overwhelming emptiness that creeps into the hearts of single people. Cuffing season has been canceled, and the countless PDAs and DFMOs visible on campus and off elicit many a cringe and stinging pangs of jealousy. One wants what one can’t have. Fortunately (or really, unfortunately), Street decided it would be a great idea to make a playlist of lonesome songs for single people for the 14th of February—because why not twist the knife a little further?
Radian Resident: "My apartment is a power bottom."
Contemporary Nostalgist: “Do you have Cardi B on vinyl?”
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