Campus Life

JAP: How does Ernest Owens have a boyfriend and I don’t? (Ed. Note: Ernest also was selected for EOTW and you weren't.) Guy on Locust: They couldn’t get actual drugs, so she took a horse tranquilizer. Pledge: My Tinder standards are, like, not as low as my real standards. Hipster: Once I realized they were in Pikapp I was like “WTF” because I thought they went to Drexel.
April 3, 2014 at 9:19 am

Tired of spending way too much money each time you get ready to rage? We feel you...Try some of these frugal alternatives and still have a blast.
April 3, 2014 at 9:15 am

Here's how much of it we'd shell out to see each of these things go down.
April 3, 2014 at 9:05 am

Last Thursday, Penn released its regular admission decisions for the class of 2018. Only 9.9% of the 35,868 applicants were accepted.
April 3, 2014 at 8:21 am

These seniors want YOU to invest in Penn’s future. The Co–Chairs of Seniors for the Penn Fund ask for donations and channel them into every corner of our school. They’re shooting for 1,740 donations—they’re more interested in senior involvement than the bottom line.
April 3, 2014 at 8:15 am

Highbrow’s starting a new senior society. You want in? Sorry, we’re not looking for Greek “leaders” or overhyped athletes.
April 3, 2014 at 8:12 am

Student Tattoo of the Week
April 2, 2014 at 2:47 pm

1. Bursar: The organic food under Commons is definitely a “necessity.” 2.
April 2, 2014 at 8:26 am

Vote for the spring's best tweet!
April 1, 2014 at 5:36 pm

Raising money and awareness for cancer research can be emotionally taxing—but it can also be fun! Here’s a glimpse into one participant’s experience during Relay this year.
April 1, 2014 at 3:17 pm

Student Tattoo of the Week
March 28, 2014 at 7:33 am

Unlike the orgasm you faked last night, I'm real.
March 27, 2014 at 9:49 am

Love 'em or hate 'em, you'll always have your Freshman Hall. Here's what you probably think about them now.
March 27, 2014 at 9:29 am

On Fridays, we fight cancer.
March 27, 2014 at 8:57 am

Penn breeds Winners. Every hour of every day, we’re Achieving and becoming Leaders. And it never stops. 6–8 a.m., we’re competing for the title of “Woke Up Earliest to Do Homework.” 9–11 a.m., the game is on for “Has Too Much Class to Eat Breakfast.” 12–3 p.m., “Spent the Longest Amount of Time at Pottruck.” 4–6 p.m., “Too Much Volunteering to Eat Dinner.” 7–9 p.m., “Finished Lab Report Before Pregame.” 10–12 a.m., “Took Most Shots Without Blacking Out.” 1–3 a.m., “Stayed Out the Latest, No FOMO.” 4–6 a.m., “Slept the Least.” We just can’t stop competing, against our friends and ourselves.
March 27, 2014 at 8:51 am

The new list of what's in and what's out.
March 27, 2014 at 8:39 am

Pikapp pledge: We need, like, some more wholesome Protestants. We have a fair amount of Catholics, but they’re basically Jews.
March 27, 2014 at 8:32 am

Dear little Brownie Bites, did you have a nice weekend? Did you enjoy the sunshine while throwing back Guinness and Bailey’s?
March 27, 2014 at 8:27 am

Hailing from Long Island, this double–major has tackled everything from leading Pennacle to climbing the ranks of the NEC. He’s also a member of Sphinx, chief of Carriage Senior Society and co–pres of College Cognoscenti—oh my! He spends any leftover free time eating Oreos.
March 27, 2014 at 6:38 am

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March 26, 2014 at 3:31 pm