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10 THINGS WE ARE SO OVER
Penn vs. Princeton. Actually, we never even cared.
YOUR DATE-NIGHT HOW TO
Highbrow is OVERWHELMED with date night invitations, but we have some constructive feedback for those who are socially challenged.
Round Up 11.05.15
Trick–or–treat yo’self with some sweet, sweet gossip. You may not have indulged in candy this weekend, but get ready for a sugar high. We hope this doesn’t leave a sour taste in your mouth.
Overheards 11.05.15
Eligible bachelorette: I'm saving butt stuff for when I'm like, 60.
Overheards 10.29.15
Blonde betch: I'm not racist. I was raised by foreigners.
Halloween: What's In and Out
One day you're in, the next day, you're out.
Round Up 10.29.15
Highbrow applauds the efforts of the Ivy League Snapstory...but let’s be real, it only gets ten seconds of footage while we get the whole story.
Overheards 10.22.15
Frustrated FroGro shopper: Khloe Kardashian just fell for the wrong guy, but love is love man.
Round Up 10.22.15
When our hotline blings, it’s usually Drake in his Moncler jacket asking us to call him on his cell phone.
How to Make Everyone In VP Hate You
Now that’s is getting cold, everyone is hibernating in the library. Highbrow is taking the opportunity to remind everyone how to be considerate. This should all be common courtesy. So do it.
Overheards 10.15.15
Girl on Locust: I hate girls that be like I'm Persian... Bitch, you from Iran.
When You Go to the Party for the Pics, Not The Dicks
That dude who you noticed carrying a camera around the party last weekend? Yeah, he’s the one who really runs your life.
Round Up 10.15.15
“How was your break? Let’s get lunch this week.” Highbrow has a packed schedule with empty lunch plans.
Round Up 10.01.15
Pumpkin spice Highbrow! Just kidding, our doctor told us that we’re allergic to that tragic seasonal flavor. Fall is here—let the gourd times roll.
Overheards 10.01.15
Girl in choker at the Writer's House: The overarching structure of fiction is phallic.
Decoding Your Fall Break
How to judge the social capital of your vacation.
Plaid About You
Lots of things come with fall: Ponchos, cider, mono and the return of the lumbersexual.But most importantly of all, plaid makes its triumphant return.
Why Leaves Really Change Color
Ever wonder why the leaves turn magical, often clashing colors in the Fall? Think it's biology? Think again.
Round Up 09.24.15
Holy shit—the Pope is coming. We hope you behave yourself this weekend because his holiness doesn’t tolerate sinners.
