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Ask Miss Cassandra: Of Sex Appeal and Sexperience
How do you get over the fact that a person you’re interested in has an ex that is more attractive than you?
First, I am going to stop you.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 4.4.13
Dude in Riepe: Orange is my color. It’s like red except, not like red.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 4.4.13
THE FAST IS OVER! Jews, grab your bread. Catholics, grab your sweets. Everyone and anyone, get excited for The Final Countdown.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
craigslist: penn edition
Highbrow checked out some local craigslist postings for you. See any you like?
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Word on the street
Word on the Street: An English Major Walks into a Bar…
Two summers ago, I found myself at a soccer game with a high school friend, her friend from college, who I’d never met, and his father.
by KILEY BENSE
Highbrow
My Penn Addiction: Sampling Food
Sampling food is a lifestyle. I learned it from my parents, who would take us to Costco on weekends as a family meal out.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 3.28.2013
Enchante, mes cheris, and congratulations on making it one week closer to Fling, summer, and the rest of your budding little lives.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
True Life: I Went to a Gay Orgy
I didn’t know exactly what to expect upon passing through the seemingly innocuous 8th floor hotel room door.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Please Don't Touch That Art
“OMG! What is that!?” is a question I hear too often in dimly lit bars and frat house living rooms.
by ROSA ESCANDON
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Cosmo's Pizza Cuddles and Spooning with Sperm Puddles
Can spooning naked get you pregnant?
Most likely no.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Highbrow
The Round Up: 3.21.13
Erin Go Bragh, lads and lassies. With your hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows and your red balloons, you made this weekend into an Irish paradise, even though the weather was more reminiscent of the Arctic.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 3.21.13
Sorority girl: A rando guy paid for my cab going downtown so I went on a date with him.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Who Run the Fling (Girls)
There are many fields that men continue to dominate, even after years of progress for feminism and equal pay for women.
by BEN LERNER
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