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Highbrow Throwback: Hoodie Allen
There ain't nothing like a (U)Penn girl.
Fall Break Offers Freshman First Big Chance to Assert Privilege Over Everyone
"I’ve been slowly building on my superiority for a while now."
Unclear if Undergrads Speaking in Code or Just Overusing Penn-centric Abbreviations
He def SABS enough to be PPE.
Students Vote to Replace Harvest with SoulCycle; Life-Saving Urgent Care Center Second
I'm not trying to walk back from my work out—I literally JUST worked out
Overheards 09.27.17
30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."
Senior with Goldman Sachs Offer and "Problem Solving Skills" Gets Really, Really Lost in the Quad
"Which one is Fitler?" said the fully grown adult
Overheards 9.20.17
Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk."
How to Hide the Fact that You're a Freshman
By freshmen, for freshmen.
My Strange Addiction: Constantly Applying To Jobs On Handshake
You can't beat the rush.
Green Day Woken Up, Goes Back to Sleep Until 2020
Green Day band members face a confusing past when they are woken up at the end of September.
The Streets of Penn: Personified
Ugh, why won't Locust just shut up?
Totally Impossible Penn Riddles
Is it social climbing if you step on an elevated surface?
Trump Supporters Confused to Find that Made In America Not a Trump Rally
According to many confused festival-goers, Benjamin Franklin was a heathen and who even is Migos anyway?
Overheards 9.13.17
Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."
Highbrow's Guide to Alternative Dirty Rushing
Like regular rushing, just dirtier.
Highbrow's Early Fall Style Guide
Let the pumpkin spice begin.
Let's Play Bingo: Eagles Parade Edition
First one to get five in a row wins.
