Word on the Street

I have not one, but two, My Heart Will Go On dance remixes on my iPod. I consider Amanda Bynes to be my spirit animal and I think the fact that The Devil Wears Prada isn’t on Netflix streaming is a crime against humanity.
November 3, 2011 at 6:00 am

The primary elements of Halloween are: costumes, spookiness, candy and contact with strangers. Candy is okay.
October 27, 2011 at 6:55 am

As children raised by Wiccan parents who celebrated Samhain in lieu of Halloween for the first 18 October 31sts of our lives, we at Lowbrow want to make up for lost time and salvage any remnants of a proper childhood while we still can.
October 27, 2011 at 6:20 am

I eavesdrop constantly for overheards.
October 20, 2011 at 4:26 am

Every rising junior is forced to make the fateful decision of whether or not to study abroad. At the time, it seems there are infinite factors to consider.
October 13, 2011 at 6:10 am

We are Not–Penn–State. We encompass the Wharton School of Business. We are the first university in the U.S., one of the Ivy League and the hardest of cores.
September 29, 2011 at 4:07 am

I can’t get enough of our bespectacled founder, the man, the myth: Benjamin Franklin. It all started with my “Why Penn” essay when, like most of you, I Googled the heck out of this dude.
September 15, 2011 at 6:02 am

I am a starer. I stare at people. I have probably stared at you. Don’t feel special. I stare at nearly everybody.
April 21, 2011 at 4:16 am

I’d like to take this opportunity to invite my friends who are reading this to a party at my house on Saturday afternoon.
April 14, 2011 at 2:14 am

Like many at Penn, I thought it would be a positive life decision to apply for an internship at an investment bank.
April 7, 2011 at 1:43 am

Pottruck.
March 31, 2011 at 2:30 am

You’re in the final moments of your last Friday class, waiting for the minute hand to hit 50 so you can begin/continue drinking for the day and your weekend can officially begin.
March 24, 2011 at 3:01 am

I heard the myth. I read the syllabus and noted the word “pornography.” I read feminist theorists.
March 17, 2011 at 2:15 am

If you were to poll the average female Penn student on her study techniques and procrastination methods, I assume she would, reluctantly, admit to high volumes of Facebook stalking, online shopping, perhaps a little Netflix and some New York Times for the sake of being informed.
February 24, 2011 at 2:37 am

One text message just changed my life.
February 17, 2011 at 3:42 am

After analyzing gender dynamics in Eliot’s Daniel Deronda, I left my 19th Century Lit class and went home to retrieve my slightly oversized suit jacket.
February 10, 2011 at 2:37 am

It all started out so innocently.
February 3, 2011 at 1:43 am

My name is Tucker Johns, and I live by myself.
January 27, 2011 at 3:04 am

"Did you have, like, the time of your life?” When I tell people that I studied abroad last semester, this is the near–unanimous opening question.
January 20, 2011 at 11:45 pm

Joke Issue: Thoughts by Cholly Knickerbocker Yesterday evening, in what can only be proclaimed as an offense against my rather placid senses, a certain co–resident of mine — a man who we in the Quadrangle are ashamed to call one of our own, although he shall remain unnamed — disdained me for foregoing the traditional shirt and cummerbund combination in favor of the slightly marvelous backless waistcoats, seen on Savile Row this past year.
December 9, 2010 at 2:45 am