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Deconstructing the Sophomore Slump

Second–year rough patch or comeback of the year? 

by LUCIA KIM

Student Who "Wants an Easy Class" Will Take One on Community Engagement

And it counted for a Sector Requirement!

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Winter's Here, Bitch

Highbrow's guide to hibernation.

by ANGELA LIN

A Drinking Game for Your Housing Search

Prepare to slap the bag.

by LUCIA KIM

Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded

Just tell us how many STDs you have.

by NOA BAKER and SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Overheards: 11.15.17

Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Annual "Avoid Your Students When They Desperately Need You" Advisor Conference Under Way

What a coincidence!

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Highbrow Can't Even: Slow Walkers

Please, cut the bullshit.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Penn Announces "Campus Denial of Real Issues" Event to Eliminate All Responsibility

What mental health problems? 

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

If Your Job Interview was a Gameshow

"What is OCR?" 

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Overheards 11.8.17

Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Decoded: Are They Networking or Going to a Date Night?

I–banking or Bankers?

by DANIEL BULPITT

That's Such a Fucking Lie: 11.8.17

Back on our bullshit.

by LUCIA KIM

What to Do During Your Five Minute Break

It tells us more than you think. 

by ANGELA LIN

Overheards: 11.1.17

Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

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