Campus Life

Welcome, welcome, lovies, to the 74th Annual Hunger Games! We kid, we kid, although sometimes a fight to the death might be preferable to being featured in the Round-Up.
January 17, 2013 at 5:20 am

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January 16, 2013 at 11:00 am

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January 14, 2013 at 1:42 pm

The one. The only.
December 6, 2012 at 5:42 am

Pete ordering food: Can I get sweet and sour and soy sauce with that? Pete: Yeah, I have a final on the 18th. Pete's friend: You look nice today.
December 6, 2012 at 5:03 am

I always feel like somebody's watching me
December 6, 2012 at 5:02 am

Finals are almost upon us, beautiful readers. Before we all lock ourselves away in Van Pelt, let’s celebrate our last week of classes with your weekly Pete gossip. SPOTTED: Highbrow hears that Pete was quite the admirer of culture this week, SABS–ing at the STIM show "A Year with Frog and Toad" and the Pennsori concert. A tipster tells us he described them as "awesome." Anna Wintour, watch your back — looks like Pete is the new front row show personality. Talk about a good friend!
December 6, 2012 at 5:01 am

There are firemen in my kitchen right now. They’re here for the second time today and the fifth time this week.
November 29, 2012 at 5:57 am

We asked our friendly neighbors about the weirdest things Penn kids have done. Inexplicably, the Wawa people had nothing to say.
November 29, 2012 at 5:27 am

This week, we got up close and maybe a little too personal with Simone “Simo” Stolzoff, a modern–day Lord Byron who slams poetry almost as well as he slams Natty.
November 29, 2012 at 5:10 am

Real People Real Talk
November 29, 2012 at 5:07 am

Engineering senior Sophia Stylianos—sorority president, soccer player, and senior society aficionado, turns our attention to Bobby's Burger Palace.
November 15, 2012 at 5:57 am

I’m hopeful every self–respecting senior has, as I do, a bucket list.  I have neither the space nor chutzpah to enumerate my personal bucket list here.  For those who don’t have one, take comfort in knowing that mine is too long and mostly impossible and any points of completion will surely offer little solace when it actually comes time to graduate.  In thinking about how best to utilize this column to cross something off my bucket list, however, I would like to issue a formal search warrant for my apparent doppelgänger, Tanya. If it wasn’t necessary to the comprehension of this story, I would hide the fact that I frequent Einstein’s pretty regularly.
November 15, 2012 at 5:51 am

You’ve got a month to get these in by the December deadline. Double-spaced.
November 15, 2012 at 5:08 am

The virile dudes of Big Man on Campus, AXO's annual philanthropy competition, weigh in on guac, Gabby Douglas and everything in between.
November 8, 2012 at 5:59 am

You’ve got two choices: chocolate or vanilla. If you really like pistachio, you can technically choose pistachio, but you’re still going to get either chocolate or vanilla, so you might as well choose between those two. At Penn, liking chocolate means you fit in.
November 8, 2012 at 5:48 am

Think your November will be different from last year's? Think again.
November 8, 2012 at 5:48 am

Slow Dance Chubby, Penn’s all–senior, face–melting, frat–entertaining, self–proclaimed “flagship” rock band has probably sent you way more Facebook spam about their new EP than you can comfortably tolerate.
November 1, 2012 at 5:38 am

Do: Pee before you get on the bus. BYO alc. Princeton is like…in the middle of nowhere. Insta the shit of it. Plan your outfit well in advance.
November 1, 2012 at 5:35 am

Standing on the corner of 43rd and Market with my weight in canned food sitting like a ton of steel inside my housemate’s hiking–sized megabackpack, my spine caving into an awful kind of inverted “U,” I truly began to understand the concept of the sophomore slump.
November 1, 2012 at 5:34 am