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Overheards 12.01.16

Druggie Dumbledore: P.S. I enjoy acid pops.

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Highbrow's Guide to Hogwarts Houses

When the Sorting Hat is actually the wizarding world equivalent to dirty rush.

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Four People You'll Find in Your Yearbook

Highbrow cracked open our high school yearbooks and gushed over all of the signatures! We almost forgot just how popular we were. Here are the types of people you'll definitely find in yours.

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The Round–Up: 11.17.16

It’s been a long week.

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Overheards 11.17.16

GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?

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Starbucks Orders Decoded

Where sugar content and the amount of times you say "like" is positively correlated.

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Overheards at Penn

Confused soul: Wait, so only one of your moms is a lesbian?

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The Round Up 11.03.16

Now that both Homecoming and Halloween are Octover, Highbrow’s here to fill you in on the trick or treats of what happened.

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Overheards at Penn

Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.

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Halloween Costumes: Penn Edition

Penn is a microcosm of the real world: It's time we start dressing like it.

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Overheards 10.27.16

Lonely narcissist: The only boy that’s called me pretty this week was a homeless man.

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The Round Up 10.27.16

Instead of hitting the books, Penn’s been hitting the scene.

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Overheards 10.20.16

Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?

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The Round Up 10-20-16

This weekend, children of proud Penn parents turned legacy into legendary when they decided to put generations of Penn partying together.

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What Your Go–To Fall Accessory Says About You

With colder weather comes cooler fashion—or at least, that's what we thought.

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8 Thoughts We Have on SHS

Because the suggestive eggplant posters only tell you so much.

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Overheards 10.13.16

Person we kind of want to die soon: At my funeral, I want people to do lines off my coffin, but instead of cocaine, I want it to be my ashes.

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Round Up 10.13.16

We may only be a few days in, but things have already started getting pumpkin spicy this fall. With the first round of midterms behind us and for most of us, and a lot of repentance before us, it’s time to check our last few sins off our list before it’s too cold to wear crop tops.

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Things We Are (and Aren't) Looking Forward To This Semester

Aside from the obvious stuff like future bankers and Banker's.

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The Round Up 9-29-16

While you guys were getting trumped up this weekend, we’ve been trickling down the deets.

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