1) The Ghost of Christmas Present
2) Sammy Davis Junior
3) Walter White
4) Everyone who has very been to a Kmart
5) Black Jeus
6) White Jeus
7) Actual Jesus who probably looked Palestinian
8) Adam Sandler in exactly 14 years and 8 days
9) The girl who is always like "OMG LITERALLY DYING"
10) That random man you killed because of your unquenchable blood lust
Welcome back bitches. But this isn’t the dog park anymore. This week Highbrow got a little too drunk (also the oxycotin didn’t help). Now Lowbrow’s writing the (G)Round Up. Buckle the fuck down while we lay some gossip on you. #bark We know how you guys like puns, so dogs....umm, dogs.
Samantha Jones, a public relations specialist and best friend of Carrie Bradshaw—but not quite the best friend of Carrie because, honestly, that’s totally Miranda—will be delivering the commencement address at the University of Pennsylvania’s 259th Commencement on May 18th.
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There's no better place to document your impending nuptials than the hallowed halls of learning where you spent four years eating Wawa mac& cheese and blacking out.