Overheards
LOVE AND SEX OVERHEARDS 02.11.16
Guy in the McNeil stairwell: Girls get wet when they see my rice cooker.
OVERHEARDS 02.04.16
Jewish boy in Hillel: Anyway, I was born jaundiced. Girl walking with her friends: So my birthday's on 4/20, right?
OVERHEARDS 01.28.16
One professor to another professor: I admire you because you're delicious.
OVERHEARDS 01.21.16
SDT hopeful during rush: Okay, but like, Chicago japs don’t compare to New York japs. Old woman at dinner: You know what he said to me?
Overheards 11.19.15
Delancey Boy 1: What did we do on your 21st? Delancey Boy 2: You gave me sickest vinyl ever and then I yacked on your French press.
Overheards 11.12.15
Hot betch: You look like my asshole when I haven't gotten a wax in a long time.
Overheards 10.22.15
Frustrated FroGro shopper: Khloe Kardashian just fell for the wrong guy, but love is love man.
Overheards 10.15.15
Girl on Locust: I hate girls that be like I'm Persian... Bitch, you from Iran.
Overheards 10.01.15
Girl in choker at the Writer's House: The overarching structure of fiction is phallic.
Overheards 09.24.15
Misunderstood bellydancer: I took pre–workout supplements with vodka one time and I ended up home, naked and hugging a pole.
Overheards 09.17.15
Huntsman senior: I would never have sleepovers with my hookups—my breath smells like a diaper in the morning, and I get really self conscious about it.
Overheards 09.10.15
AKPsi member at a frat pregame:Cheers to Excel!
Overheards 09.03.15
Scruffy boy on Locust: It’s not business, it’s an orgy.
Overheards 04.23.15
Boy in Steiny D bathroom: There were basically two Flings this year—one for Latinos and another for everyone else.
Overheards 04.09.15
Boy walking on Pine: Bro, you’re the king of stimulants.
Overheards 04.02.15
Drunk bro with eyes closed: I've hooked up with her, I've fucked her, but I don't talk to her.
Overheards 03.26.15
Apes freshmen to Apes freshmen: I don't know if you remember this, but I straight licked your face.
Overheards 03.19.15
Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.
