Tweet of the Week

Blood

Blood Drive for the American Red Cross The Palestra 224 S. 32nd Street Thu, 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m., Your Blood http://penn.givesblood.org Everyone loves a good blood drive.

By 34th Street · Thursday, Sept. 11, 2003

SALMA HAYEK FILMS AT THE GSC Graduate Student Center 3615 Locust Walk Thu, 7 p.m., Free http://www.upenn.edu/gsc/programs/film.htm Hot Latina vixen, or perverts who like watching her in groups, seeks audience for mutual fun.

By 34th Street · Thursday, Sept. 11, 2003

Music

Queens of the Stone Age Tweeter Center at the Waterfront 1 Harbour Blvd. Camden, N.J. Fri, 8 p.m., $35-45 (856) 365-1300 http://www.tweetercenter.com/ You've seen their videos on MTV.

By 34th Street · Thursday, Sept. 11, 2003

Eat With Your Hands

Saunter down good ol' Locust Walk just a little further west than normal and you'll come upon a rather nondescript palace of taste bud heaven. Abysinnia is authentic Ethiopian cuisine -- and you'll know from the extensive collection of crafts, artwork, and furniture that encompasses the abode.

By Kevin Lo · Thursday, Sept. 11, 2003

Sports

Open Hockey Class of 1923 Ice Rink 3130 Walnut Street All week, 8:15-9:45 p.m., Free with PennCard (215) 898-1923 Lose a few teeth and look like a screwed up Canuck.

By 34th Street · Thursday, Sept. 11, 2003

Arts

Have a Bite: 20th Century Flatware Philadelphia Museum of Art 26th Street and Benjamin Franklin Parkway Through Oct.

By 34th Street · Thursday, Sept. 11, 2003

Guides

Bon Jovi Veterans Stadium 3551 S. Broad St. Sat., July 26 7 p.m., $55-75 (215) 685-1500 Now, I'm not in particular what you would call a Bon Jovi fan.

By 34th Street · Thursday, July 24, 2003

Guides

Divine Union: The Transformation of Desire in Himalayan Art Philadelphia Museum of Art 26th Street and Benjamin Franklin Parkway Ongoing, $10, $7 for students 215-763-8100 I went to Amsterdam over spring break, and as part of the seediness in that generally beautiful city, there's an actual museum dedicated to just, well, SEX.

By 34th Street · Thursday, July 10, 2003

Guides Listings

Philadelphia Charge vs. San Diego Spirit Villanova Stadium 800 Lancaster Ave. Villanova, Pa. Sat, June 14, 8 p.m. $10-30 (215) 467-GOAL www.philadelphiacharge.com The Philadelphia Charge were on my flight out to California in April, and I sat behind Lorrie Fair and next to Jenny Benson.

By 34th Street · Thursday, June 12, 2003

Cityscape: Eastern State Pleasantry

Do not visit Eastern State Penitentiary if you, like me, have to count your irrational fears on both hands: clowns, rodents, the elderly -- need I go on?

By Clare OConnor · Thursday, April 24, 2003

Listings: Arts/Culture

Lecture: Catherine Edelman Gallery of Contemporary Photography CBS Auditorium 320 South Broad Street Thu, April 24, 1 p.m. Free Contemporary art in general often misses the mark.

By 34th Street · Thursday, April 24, 2003

Listings: Penn Events

Virgins or Erotomaniacs: Blossoming Sexuality in Late 19th Century Jaffe Building 201 3405 Woodland Walk Free Ha!

By 34th Street · Thursday, April 24, 2003

Listings: Concerts

Dixie Dregs Theater of the Living Arts 334 South Street Thu, April 24, 9 p.m. $25 adv/ $28 dos www.ticketmaster.com I do not completely understand when musicians disband and then get back together about twenty years later.

By 34th Street · Thursday, April 24, 2003

Listings: Concerts

Everclear Electric Factory 421 North 7th Street Thu, April 17, 8 p.m. $16.50 adv/ $18.50 dos www.ticketmaster.com In honor of Spring Fling last weekend, my friends and I attempted injecting Everclear into oranges we had stolen from 1920 Commons.