Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
“Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn” –Garrison Keillor
I have had the privilege of sampling a few varieties
of corn in my lifetime.
White corn has
crunch in every bite.
It’s going to be the best time of your life: We were freshmen when your father said he could spend the rest of his life with me until death or incarceration do us part. Beneath those Locust lights, I knew he was the one.