Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
1. The Aesthetic
Need an insta? Go to Sampan. Not only will it announce to the social media world that you go to cool and nice restaurants, but their illuminated–tree–design–backsplash thing actually is really aesthetically pleasing (and universally recognizable so everyone will know where you are. Geofilter not required!).