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A Bain Coffee Chat, Transcribed
No employment opportunities were damaged in the recording and printing of this coffee chat.
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OVERHEARDS 09-08-16
FroGro cashier: Her waist was about eight inches, but her booty was infinite.
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Eight Things to Do with That ECON001 Textbook
If read it was an option we wouldn't need this list.
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Guide to a Goyim's first month at Penn
You’ll be fluent in Woody Allen references by the end of the semester!
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OVERHEARDS 09.01.16
Rejected Freshman at Phi: But I was here for Quaker Days!
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Die–kus: Haikus For Your NSO Blackout from Start to Finish
Poetic justice for your NSO sins.
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Penn's Dining Halls, Explained
Who knew food poisoning could be so expensive!
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Entourage: An Analysis of Every Archetype In Your Freshman NSO Clique
Penn: Where stereotypes are mandatory.
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What to Do When You Hate Your Internship
It’s not sabotaging your future when you already hate your internship.
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WORST OF SHOUTOUTS: SPRING 2016
Lizard people unite! the dark forces arise in us!
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SHOUTOUTS BY THE NUMBERS: SPRING 2016
Getting into Penn is easy compared to getting into Shoutouts.
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OVERHEARDS 04.14.16
Quad Security Guard inspecting Vitamin D pills: Are these narcotics?
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Seven Ways to Ensure This Is Your Best Fling Yet
There’s no better time for experimenting
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Your Fling Budget
Make sure you budget for the fake cocaine you’ll accidentally buy!
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How to Act Like You Know Everything about the Fling Performers
Chance the Rhymer? DJ Blow? All these Fling artists can be confusing, but we’ve got your back!
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If Fling Tanks Were Honest
Because sometimes puns and pop culture references get old.
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