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Overheards 02.05.2015

Theos frosh 1: "Can we get those girls from the Model UN thing to come to our party? Theos frosh 2: “Bro, I NEED it.” 

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The Round Up 02.05.2015

Our weekend was filled with all kinds of bowls—super bowl, wing bowl, and a chipotle burrito bowl.

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Dispatch: Young Professionals Night at the Barnes Foundation

On Friday, January 30th, the Barnes Foundation hosted the Young Professionals Night, an evening vintage vaudeville, art and pork belly buns. And Street spent getting down to DJ Adrian Hardy's sickest beats with Philly's young elite.

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Clinicals: Lowbrow Investigates

So you have a friend/ roommate/ crazy ex-lover whose a nurse and she is ALWAYS talking about clinicals.

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Homeopathy and You

1) Soar throat: Make sure you take vitamin c and gargle with salt water.  2) Headache: Bring Fava beans to the witch doctor.

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25 Things Going Through Your Mind When You're At Student Health

1. Feeling very judged for refusing the face mask. 2. Are they going to remember me from that time I came in because I thought my tampon was lost inside of me? 3.

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The Round Up 1.29.2015

Gossip has never smelled so good.

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#THESISTHESISTHESIS

Having a thesis is the best proven way to sound fancy at dinner parties. Not all majors however require that you write one. So if you are one of those "No. 1 party school" idiot seniors who chose not to write one, Lowbrow's go you covered.

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Leonard Bernard's Resume

Please hire me

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Highbrow's Guide to Social Climbing

Highbrow's Guide to Social Climbing: Tips for the Superficially Inclined.  It’s not easy to get to the top, but Highbrow has the inside scoop on how to fake it until you make it.

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Culture Shock And You

Penn Abroad Presents this Brochure to Help Student Adjust to their New Home.

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Overheards 1.29.2015

Girl on Locust: You 100% just farted into the phone!

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Funny List Monday: Terrible Mixer Ideas

Check in with lowbrow every Monday as we give you the our "top" tens. This week get your party with Mixer ideas which will either bore or offend. 

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Highbrow's Penn Diagram



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Dear Diary, Love Leonard

Dear Diary: January 18 Sammy called today. I was so excited. He asked if I was coming by the house that night and then said we were having dinner.

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Lowbro's guide to not taking a racist photo

Even when your frat gets in a ton of trouble, you still get to do rush. But wouldn't it just be easier to not take a photo that dehumanizes an entire race? We got you covered

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The Round Up 1.22.2015

New year, new Highbrow—watch out baby Quakes, we are no longer on social probation. Your vacation tans will fade as quickly as your New Years resolutions, and Highbrow will be here to document all of your debauchery.

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Overheards 1.22.2015



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Tweet of the Week: 12.16.2014

Congrats to last week's winner: Xandria James ‏@XandriaJames‬ "Shut up. You're 22 and you're still talking about bat mitzvah money as a source of income." Honestly nothing surprises me anymore #Penn

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Tweet of the Week: 12.9.2014

Congrats to last week's winner: teresa dula @terens55‬: "The scene is real, and it's now, and it's right outside huntsman smoking a cigarette"

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