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Overheards: 2.7.2018
Statesman Reader: "This is so funny! I mean, this is sarcastic, right?"
Overheards 1.31.2018
Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."
Overheards 1.17.18
Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”
Overheards: 11.29.2017
Modern–day Don Juan: “I’m not a heartbreaker, I’m a dick provider.”
Overheards: 11.15.17
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
Overheards 11.8.17
Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"
Overheards: 10.18.17
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
Overheards 10.11.17
Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”
Overheards: 10.4.17
True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument."
Overheards 09.27.17
30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."
Overheards 9.20.17
Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk."
Overheards 9.13.17
Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."
Overheards 9.18.2019
Needy vegetable ex–lover: "Am I getting ghosted by Hip City Veg?"
Overheards 9.11.2019
Rollerblade Elitist: “Every time I see an electric skateboard a part of me dies.”
Overheards 4.10.2019
Lost Narc: "Are drugs like acid and stuff like that illegal?"
Overheards 9.6.17
Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."
Overheards 08.30.17
Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.
Overheards 3.23.17
Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.
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The Virgin Mary herself: What if I just become a born again virgin? People do that right?
