Overheards
Word on the street
Overheard at Penn: 9.12.2013
Sad girl: I might have slept with two Penn Illusionists.
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Overheard at Penn: 4.18.13
Girl: Why do you have a Penn credit card?
Boy: Cause I’m a FLOSSY BITCH!
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 4.11.13
Girl at Starbucks: I don’t even like Fling. It’s like everyone thinks they can be drunk.
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 4.4.13
Dude in Riepe: Orange is my color. It’s like red except, not like red.
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 3.14.13
Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her?
Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?!
Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob.
Guy: I just don’t know what to do.
Fratstar: Go take a poopy!
MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.
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Overheard at Penn: 2.21.13
Girl: Well, when they inspected his body, it wasn’t that small.
Guy: My class held a mock election for president.
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 1.17.13
Dude: Brb I’m gonna take a shit.
Sorority girl: I literally had to suck dick to survive.
Girl: You’re pregnant.
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Overheard at Penn: 12.08.2011
*This article is a part of the the Fall 2011 Joke Issue: Real Housewives of 34th Street.
Atlanta
Nene: I'm a size ten.
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Overheards 11/17
Blonde 1: Honestly, fuck TFA!
Blonde 2: Yeah! You can always apply for Teach for Chile with me.
Blonde 1: Yeah!!!!! Oh… you were serious?
Desperate on Locust: I don’t know.
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Overheard at Penn 10/13
SDT girl: Wait, guys, how do you spell sorority? Because when I text it, my phone says “porn pity.”
Frat guy: Dude, tonight I’m gonna play spin the bottle in my head and wing man for you in whatever direction it lands.
Girl walking in the rain: Ugh, walking and holding an umbrella at the same time is such a struggfest.
Tabard chick 1: What are you doing tonight?
Tabard chick 2: Who are you doing tonight?
More from Highbrow:
True Life: I Hate My Roommate
Word on the Street: My European F.O.M.O.
Toasts & Roasts
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Overheards: 09.29.2011
Professor: Homosociality, or a fascination with same–sex friends, is very common in Japanese culture.
Brotastic dude: Soo, is it kinda like having some dude be your wingman?
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Overheards: 12.02.2010
Bearded Man on Beige: She should've known that a guy who has his name tattooed on his dick is bad news.
Chick in a TriDelt hat: Maybe the rumors are true and I do have rabies!
Friend: You’re not foaming at the mouth.
by 34TH STREET
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