Professor: Homosociality, or a fascination with same–sex friends, is very common in Japanese culture.
Brotastic dude: Soo, is it kinda like having some dude be your wingman?
Bearded Man on Beige: She should've known that a guy who has his name tattooed on his dick is bad news.
Chick in a TriDelt hat: Maybe the rumors are true and I do have rabies!
Friend: You’re not foaming at the mouth.