Overheards

Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her? Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?! Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob. Guy: I just don’t know what to do. Fratstar: Go take a poopy! MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.
March 14, 2013 at 5:12 am

Girl: Well, when they inspected his body, it wasn’t that small. Guy: My class held a mock election for president.
February 21, 2013 at 5:28 am

Dude: Brb I’m gonna take a shit. Sorority girl: I literally had to suck dick to survive. Girl: You’re pregnant.
January 17, 2013 at 5:22 am

*This article is a part of the the Fall 2011 Joke Issue: Real Housewives of 34th Street. Atlanta Nene: I'm a size ten.
December 8, 2011 at 4:25 am

Blonde 1: Honestly, fuck TFA! Blonde 2: Yeah! You can always apply for Teach for Chile with me. Blonde 1: Yeah!!!!! Oh… you were serious? Desperate on Locust: I don’t know.
November 17, 2011 at 5:51 am

SDT girl: Wait, guys, how do you spell sorority? Because when I text it, my phone says “porn pity.” Frat guy: Dude, tonight I’m gonna play spin the bottle in my head and wing man for you in whatever direction it lands. Girl walking in the rain: Ugh, walking and holding an umbrella at the same time is such a struggfest. Tabard chick 1: What are you doing tonight? Tabard chick 2: Who are you doing tonight? More from Highbrow: True Life: I Hate My Roommate Word on the Street: My European F.O.M.O. Toasts & Roasts
October 13, 2011 at 5:59 am

Professor: Homosociality, or a fascination with same–sex friends, is very common in Japanese culture. Brotastic dude: Soo, is it kinda like having some dude be your wingman?
September 29, 2011 at 4:05 am

Bearded Man on Beige: She should've known that a guy who has his name tattooed on his dick is bad news. Chick in a TriDelt hat: Maybe the rumors are true and I do have rabies! Friend: You’re not foaming at the mouth.
December 2, 2010 at 4:46 am