Ego of the Week: Alon Krifcher
Street: So what does it mean to be president of Hillel?
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Street: So what does it mean to be president of Hillel?
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The Brains:
Fast Facts:
One hacker landed himself at Penn Presbyterian's inpatient rehab center with symptoms of severe cocaine withdrawal, though doctors have now confirmed that it was actually Red Bull. When asked to comment, one doctor said, "Seriously, so gross. And TBH he isn't even popular enough for cocaine."
Friend or Pho
Desperate dude: But like, I’m coming to PV with you. Spring break is the one time of year that frats don’t matter, don’t you think?
“I absolutely hate Glee Club shows,” I say to a friend after being forcibly handed a flyer. “You know I’ve never seen a Glee show,” my friend says innocently, “what're they like?” I would love to answer her question, but I actually don’t know. I’ve never seen a Glee Club show, so I guess I only figuratively hate them.
Street visited Yard's Brewery for food, brews, and a behind the scenes look at the brewery process.
Here's a toast to dear old Penn
Had sex with my roommate still in the roomBeen sexiled/Sexiled someone elseHooked up with a TAHad explosive diarrhea in Van PeltDrank Jungle Juice and been completely fineWalked down Locust with my skirt in my underwearHooked up with a DrexelEnjoyed a downtownAccidentally blasted my headphone music in HuntsmanLost my virginityMet my spouse at PennSeen Amy GutmannWaited less than hour for Koch’s DeliMade it to the Fling concertEaten at PenneGotten into Smoke’sAttended a Penn–sanctioned NSO eventSent nude pics!Done the readingsPut hoes before brosRead “Penn News Today”Believed in the UAFinished all my meal swipesHad a building named after my familyBeen to the PalestraCried at PottruckUsed Penn Walk
Street: How did you get interested in art?
Course selection period is coming to an end, you’re still attending lecture and maybe you’re lucky enough to have a hot TA. But did you really think Penn is starting to settle down? Don’t worry, Highbrow is here to start some drama.
My First Downtown
Ingredients:
Get excited, Penn: Highbrow found some free gems on Craigslist, just for you.
Tabard Snob: $250K/yr is fine if you’re raising a baby and living in Kansas.
Street: What’s on your Penn bucket list?
The bull is the ancient symbol for saving money by making jam at home
Step one: Send out paper invites; college students love checking their mail and it will put you apart from other on campus functions.
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