Walls Tell All
They are many in number. They are stoic. They are strong.
Below are your search results. You can also try a Basic Search.
They are many in number. They are stoic. They are strong.
It’s easy to get lost on Locust Walk. We get caught up in everyday things. Fucking Starbucks took the holiday cheer away from their coffee cups. Finals are going to make you crawl under your coffee table and not come out until 2025. You have a 9am recitation. Then meetings on meetings on meetings. The stress gets to you and it pounds inside your head and, alas, we forget to see the beauty in the little things all around us. The extraordinary. The art that surrounds us every day. Literally. Because walls surround us. Because walls entrap us. In art. #duh
Girl on plane: Will you eat one of my vegan gluten-free pumpkin cupcakes?
SHOUT OUT TO AMY. I’D LET HER GUTT MY MAN. HA. GET IT.
Feb Club. Hey Day. NSO pictures with your #bestfriendsforeverandever on the Love Statue. Just like these rites of passage, taking pictures in these key locations is a must before you graduate.
To Third Floor VP Wall Facing Walnut: Thanks for being there whenever I want to bang my head.
Jojo Wollman → Jojo Wow-I’m-A-Wall-Man!
Dear President Gutmann, please build these walls.
1. Stack all of the sugar packets between you and your coffee date to really come off as sweet but distant.
Most Likely to Have Been Voted "Most Likely to Succeed": Jane Meyer
Raise your goblets—Highbrow is giving a toast to this week’s fowl play. Join our pregame for Dranksgiving and help yourself to our gossip feast.
The BFF
I was going down on this chick when I noticed the taste of horse semen. I thought, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"
Delancey Boy 1: What did we do on your 21st?
Street: Which high school cliché is most you: Quarterback on the football team dating the head cheerleader, guy losing his virginity on prom night, nerd stuck in a locker, or rebel who throws a party when his parents are out of town?
To the Theos boy that likes to lick my butthole: Is this also how you clean your Audi rims?
You submitted the Class of 2016's top names. Now cast your vote and crown the ultimate winners of this year's Senior Superlatives.
Roll down your skinny sweats, it's superlatives season. Nominate the famous, heinous and simply unforgettable members of the Class of 2016.
Penn students truly demonstrated athletic talent this weekend—we crushed beer pong, persevered through a marathon of day drinking and stayed composed. Oh, and we won the football game. Let the victories continue, because everyone’s a winner in the Round Up.
Get 34th Street's newsletter, The Toast, delivered to your inbox every Friday morning.
Newsletters