Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
Hair removal—it’s the main thing that separates us humans from animals (I think, but I’m not an anthropologist). Women are most susceptible to the societal pressure to have smooths legs and armpits and absolutely fucking everything else, which usually results in them shaving.