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(08/29/17 2:59am)
A team of psychology researchers at the Perelman School of Medicine have just published the results of their latest study. The findings? Compared to dozens of activities, events, and responsibilities, NSO was the only thing most Penn undergraduate students were on time for.
(04/19/17 3:49am)
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(04/17/17 11:44pm)
WORST WAY TO GET ASKED TO A DATE NIGHT:
(04/03/17 3:51am)
April Fool's was on a Saturday this year, so I thought I would be safe from awkward professor pranks. Alas, I was too naive.
(04/06/17 3:19am)
I. Limbo: Waiting for an exam to be curved
(03/29/17 6:11am)
With disappointing—though unsurprising—lack of self—awareness and generosity, Jon M. Huntsman Hall (Ed. note: how come the Hall never caught on as its nickname?) offers free printing...only to Wharton students. Currently, there are no free printing opportunities for students in the College. “College students may as well get used to poverty now,” wrote one alumnus in an email.
(03/27/17 4:01am)
1. The black, fur–trimmed winter coat someone “took accidentally” from a party
(03/22/17 5:24am)
In a disturbing move, consulting firms and investment banks have begun recruiting for Summer 2020. Their targets? High school seniors headed to Wharton in the fall. A spokesman from An Important Fancy Bank said in an email that they were “just trying to ensure that the college experience is a miserable hunt for internships for as long as possible.”
(03/20/17 5:01am)
1. The sun rose in the east and set in the west.
(03/13/17 5:25am)
Watch out climate change deniers, you have a new opponent: Lizzie Peters (C ‘17). Lizzie became an environmental activist last week when she realized the dire consequences of climate change. “I file all my Course Absence Reports as medical emergencies because of my chronic SAD. But I might not be able to do that anymore.” Lizzie is referring to “Seasonal Affective Disorder,” a depression caused by cold weather and lack of sunlight. Student Health Services told us that students filing medical emergencies related to SAD are highest for math recitations on Friday mornings and the Monday after Saint Patrick’s Day.
(02/20/17 5:03am)
You’re not the only one who woke up to fire trucks racing down Spruce Street this week. One particular on–campus sorority house burned to the ground. The cause? A member’s anger when she discovered her “little” was taller than she is. Since the girl’s charges are pending, she will remain anonymous.
(02/20/17 5:10am)
As many sophomores are working on abroad applications for next fall, they may want to take into account an exciting new program beginning next semester. Students will now be able to study abroad on 43rd and Market streets, an area that was deemed “too dangerous for Penn programs until now,” according to the press release.
(02/13/17 9:41am)
Step 1: Go to your class Facebook group and start looking at who has posted recently.
(02/14/17 9:23am)
For some, all you need is to get away from love for a while. This Valentine’s Day, a group of students created a safe space for those who, according to the Facebook event page, “seek a place where they can be miserable and alone without seeing anyone who is miserable and in a relationship.” The Facebook event had an impressive 250 people attending, so Street trekked to VP basement to observe the festivities firsthand.
(02/13/17 4:33am)
This year Perry World House opened, causing many students to wonder, "Why can we afford this but not GSRs for students in the College?” No one seems to know what exactly happens in PWH, but here’s a few things that probably do:
(02/07/17 9:25am)
It’s one of the biggest clubs on campus, but you won't see its members flyering on Locust anytime soon. The "Penn 1% Club," or as its members call it, "Penn," is a club for those students whose income brackets are in the top 1% of the country. The club is co–ed and has no application process, besides submitting your most recent tax returns. If you prefer to keep your assets private, multiple receipts from Parc serve just as well.
(02/02/17 3:49am)
The human race has taken some major L’s in the past few weeks, but on Wednesday it looked like the tide may finally be turning.
(01/30/17 6:59am)
Groundhog Day is almost here, which means Americans can carry out one of the weirdest traditions known to man. We can think of some better ways to tell which season is here.