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Highbrow
Overheards 09.10.15
AKPsi member at a frat pregame:Cheers to Excel!
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Lowbrow
EXCLUSIVE: Where Did The Drunk Freshmen Go?
As reported in the DP last week, the alcohol-related hospitalization of freshmen went from twenty-one in 2014 to seven in 2015. After extensive investigative journalism Street has discovered what some freshmen were doing instead of drinking.
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Lowbrow
Family Members Comment on Your NSO Facebook Posts
Should've never accepted that friend request.
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Lowbrow
Essential Supplies Penn Left Off the Packing List
Not your mommy's packing list.
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Highbrow
Overheards 09.03.15
Scruffy boy on Locust: It’s not business, it’s an orgy.
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Lowbrow
Shoutouts By the Numbers
No surprise, THEOS got a piece of that hate pie.
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Backpage
Backpage Presents: SHOUTOUTS ILLUSTRATED 2015
You submitted, we laughed, we groaned, we wrote Ed Notes at 3am. Now for your enjoyment, here's some of them brought to life.
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Lowbrow
SHOUTOUTS: SPRING 2015
You submitted, we laughed, we groaned, we wrote Ed Notes at 3am. Now for your enjoyment...
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Highbrow
Overheards 04.23.15
Boy in Steiny D bathroom: There were basically two Flings this year—one for Latinos and another for everyone else.
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Lowbrow
Where Should You be Naked?
Everyone needs to be naked sometimes, take this quiz to find your naked place at Penn!
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Highbrow
Overheards 04.16.15
Girl with a crew–cut: Everyone who I've ever had a threesome with is now a Fulbright scholar.
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Lowbrow
SHOUTOUTS SUBMISSIONS
DEADLINE EXTENDED
Here's your chance to tell people what you think of them. Don't use names (or we won't use yours) otherwise you know the drill. Submissions due tonight 4.20 at 11:59 pm.
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Lowbrow
Funny List Monday: Things You Should Drink Out Of This Fling
They are checking bags; you need to be creative.
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Lowbrow
Music Festivals You Haven't Heard Of
Sure, Made in America is fun, but these ~alternative~ music festivals are even better.
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Highbrow
Overheards 04.09.15
Boy walking on Pine: Bro, you’re the king of stimulants.
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Lowbrow
Funny List Monday: 10 Alternative Uses for Your Turtleneck
Now that spring is here, you might be thinking about retiring that turtleneck. Think again.
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Lowbrow
Nudity in Art
Lowbrow knows that there's more than just vulgarity in nude art. Here's what's really going on in those paintings.
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