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(08/14/17 1:32pm)
• Don't take Econ just because everyone else is. • College is a Petri dish of illness–if you drink straight from the handle of Bankers, you
will get mono. • Don’t wear your ID badge around campus. • Don’t take preceptorials too seriously. • Your new white sneakers are going to get trashed and you’ll have to accept that now. • Don’t skip out on hall events for NSO parties. • Don't stress out if you don't love your first going out group during NSO—That's what darties and BYOs are for! • Always take the plunge. Join all the clubs you find interesting right off the bat because it's the best way to meet friends. It's always easier to quit if you end up not liking it than it is to join late in the game. • Listen when your RA explains how not to be locked out of your room. • To get the most out of college you need to make friends but you may also need to lose friends—mistreatment is too high a cost for inclusion. • Don't be afraid to drop classes or change majors—everyone does it. • Take all your AP credits because there's no such thing as an easy general requirement. • Downtowns are lame and people will step on your feet. 10/10 avoid. • Don't take yourself too seriously. • Don't drop Music Theory for Math 104. • Actually befriend your RA...they could be your best friend or worst enemy when the unexpected happens. • Be the nicest person ever to your roommate and hope they return the effort. • Educate yourself on mental health strategies so you can stay healthy and support others. • Get involved. Don't waste your time at Penn. There's cool stuff to do here, so do it. •
(04/25/17 5:05am)
With graduation right around the corner, every senior you know is probably grappling with the existential terror of having to leave Penn and head into the Real WorldTM. But whether you’re a senior or not, there’s so much at Penn to experience, perhaps so much that it’s hard to know exactly where to start. Never fear, Street did the work for you. You submitted nominations; we marveled at your creativity (and were kinda grossed out, tbh. But we say that with love.) Read on—and get to work on—the definitive Penn bucket list.
(04/11/17 4:09am)
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(04/06/17 2:30am)
Got a grievance? Air it here.
(04/05/17 1:15am)
Never swam in the bio pond? Still haven't had sex under the button? Now's your chance to send off our seniors with a bang—help Street compile the essential Penn bucket list. Help out those seniors who are woefully behind, or the Class of 2021 that's just trying to get started by submitting everything someone has to do before they graduate.
(03/23/17 3:08am)
Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.
(02/23/17 4:20am)
Girl who actually knows what goes on inside of that place: Last week I threw up in Perry World House.
(02/16/17 3:47am)
An OCRsexual girl: His LinkedIn is turning me on.
(02/13/17 11:59pm)
The younger, hipper version of Forbes 30 Under 30—just with more Quakers and (slightly) fewer billionaires.
(02/09/17 4:55am)
The Virgin Mary herself: What if I just become a born–again virgin? People do that, right? Like, I'm just going to profess myself a virgin.
(02/07/17 2:29am)
You know that cute guy you see in front of Frontera? The hottie you once met in recitation but then you dropped the class because you'd already filled that sector, but then when you see him on Locust you kind of hope he recognizes you? That guy in Pottruck that's always working out, but it doesn't seem like it's because he's vain, it's just because he's really interested in his physical health, and also he has nice arms?
(02/07/17 9:09am)
Hit it: Yellow and Green
(02/07/17 9:28am)
There's no shame in staying in, putting on your comfiest pajamas and parking yourself in front of the TV. There's also no shame in doing this alone, on a Friday night, with a joint or two. Light up and tune into our favorite picks.
(01/30/17 6:45pm)
Hit it: Cuffing season
(01/26/17 4:07am)
After spending too much time pretending like Penn actually has a syllabus week (or two), it’s time to start acting like the well–brought–up, sophisticated geniuses we all think we are. While we should've been hitting Van Pelt, we decided to do what we do best and hit the floor, the sidewalk, HUP, and any of the other places one finds themselves at 2 a.m, on a Friday night. For some, the biggest mistake of the weekend was waiting for that Greek Lady omelette for 45 minutes. For others, the word “mistake” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
(01/25/17 4:50am)
Wharton students are feeling something nobody knew they were capable of: shame. In the week after President Trump’s inauguration, many students have noticed a curious phenomenon. When asked where they attend school, instead of saying “Wharton” they now answer with a resounding “University of Pennsylvania.”
(01/23/17 4:38am)
Dear Mr. Trump,
(01/25/17 4:19am)
At exactly 12:01 p.m. last Friday, the frantic five–hour process to move Barack Obama out and Donald Trump into the White House began.
(01/23/17 4:28am)
Hit it: House Party
(01/23/17 4:44am)
In a press release this morning, President Amy Gutmann announced that Van Pelt will be torn down and replaced with a Trump Hotel and Golf Course.