Highbrow

5 Types of Naps You Take During the Summer

Because summer naps are very different than mid-semester procrastination naps.

by JULIETTE PALERMO

Hit it or Quit It: Summer on Campus

Hit it: Summer Curfews Quit it: Philly nightlife Between the mandated curfew for 9–18 year–olds in Philly’s 18th police precinct and the overabundance of summer programs adding to the already–long list of infestations in the Quad, it seems like our beloved corner of the city is shutting down.

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

Highbrow Can't Even: Name–Dropping

We get it, Gretchen, your dad is the inventor of Toaster Strudel. But are you realllllllllly putting your best Stuart Weitzman–clad foot forward when your fun fact at your SPEC Connaissance meeting icebreaker consists entirely of the fact that your parents donated one of the shitty study lounges in the quad? Never do you hear more “my ‘father/uncle/second–cousin/ex–boyfriend's family friend’....is ...” than during OCR.

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

Shoutouts: Spring 2017

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Highbrow Campus Quiz

You're all so damn predictable.

by ELENA MODESTI

Top 10 Things We Will Miss About Fro-Gro

An Ode to our beloved 24 hour landmark

by ELENA MODESTI

Nine Circles of Hell: Penn Edition

Amy's Inferno

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Highbrow Can't Even: GroupMe Anxiety

You had one shot at camaraderie and messed it up with this meme.

by CAROLINE HARRIS

Hit It or Quit It

Sometimes you're in, but most of the time you're out.

by ALIX STEERMAN

Overheards 03.30.17

An avid supporter of Penn Public Safety: I was so high last week that I called PennWalk to see if they would pick up my Copa

by 34TH STREET MAGAINE

My Strange Penn Addiction: Websites You Should Realistically Not Be Spending Any Time On But Here We Are

There's more to life than Buzzfeed.

by ELENA MODESTI

Overheards 3.23.17

Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Hit It or Quit It 3.23.17

Sometimes you're in, but most of the time you're out.

by ALIX STEERMAN

Penn Has No Chill

 If we take shots, we take seven; if we study, it's for seven hours

by CAROLINE HARRIS

My Strange Penn Addiction: Party Version

There's more to a late night than blacking out. Sort of. 

by ELENA MODESTI

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