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End the Silence: Sexual Assault Survivors at Penn Share Their Stories.

Fro Gro's Wine Selection is Fucking Amazing

It's convenient. It's reasonably priced. It's a solid ten feet away from discount avocados. Our beloved Fresh Grocer's beer garden is unequivocally The Shit. Here's our definitive round up on the best Fro Gro wines. 

Studying Abroad in the Age of Trump

Italy

Overheards: 11.15.17

Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”

Overheards 11.8.17

Septuagenarian: “If a guy ever says ‘you’re so hot’, tell him that’s stale language.”

Street's 2018 Senior Superlatives

Most Likely to Shatter the Glass Ceiling: Makayla Reynolds

Overheards: 11.1.17

Realist: It’s sad because nobody is gonna tell him his beats suck just cause he’s in Theos.

A Call to Assault Survivors

Sexual assault is an epidemic on Penn’s campus. It’s a massive, frightening problem everywhere. Of course, this sounds like frustratingly common knowledge. For some, though, it’s easy to ignore the sexual violence that happens at Penn. It can be easy to ignore  the numbers and statistics. It’s hard to ignore first–person testimonies. 

Vote for Street's 2018 Senior Superlatives

You nominated, we heard you. It's time to vote on the Class of 2018's Senior Superlatives.

Overheards: 10.18.17

Drunk Owls guy: “Let me know when you’re done with these nice New York Jews and you’re ready for a sketchy international Jew.”

Street's 2017 Senior Superlatives Nominations

At long last—the chance to celebrate and also simultaneously roast the senior class. We kid, we kid, but also, not really. Nominate your favorite seniors for the chance to be featured in 34th Street Senior Superlatives. Fill em all in, only answer one, you choose.

Overheards 10.11.17

Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”

Overheards: 10.4.17

Realist: "It's all about love, sex, and death. Hugh Hefner had two. Well, three now."

Overheards 09.27.17

30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."

Visi(bi)lity

Bisexual Day of Visibility has been celebrating bisexual representation since 1999 and is officially on September 23rd. Street reached out to members of Penn's bisexual community to see what bi visibility and bi pride meant to them. Here are some of their personal and powerful experiences.

Overheards 9.20.17

Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk." 

We're Looking for the Most Eligible Bachelorettes at Penn!

Know a bachelorette who's truly the cream of the crop? Nominate them here!

Know Any Cool Seniors? Nominate Them For Ego of the Week!

Street is looking for unique, driven, quirky, and just all–around awesome seniors to be Ego of the Week. Sound like someone you know? Nominate them here!

History, Mystery, and Intrigue: Penn's Most Hidden Gems

We get it: you were too busy daydreaming on your Penn tour to remember that the Quad was built in 1492 or the names of William Henry Harrison’s frat. Street's got you covered. We’ve created our own map of Penn landmarks every incoming student should know. These are the places and spaces that your campus tour guide didn’t show you, that your college guidance counselor didn’t advertise to you, and that not even College Confidential (*gasp*) could have turned you onto. Welcome to fucking Penn.

Overheards 08.30.17

Medium dabbling in networking: Dude, I cold called Steve Jobs.