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Overheards 10.02.2014

Dumb girl in Houston: I need to take an Adderall to get through an episode of “Scandal.”

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The Round Up: 10.02.14

Midterms suck, but don’t worry, little ones, fall break is right around the corner. In the mean time, put down your coffee because Highbrow has the best stimulant on campus—gossip.

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You're a Wizard, Harry

For the majority of my generation, the Harry Potter series conjures memories of magical childhood nights lined up outside of Barnes and Noble and heated debates about which Hogwarts house you would be in.

by ABIGAIL KOFFLER

Locust Lexicon

Why SABS when you can SAJ?

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The Round Up: 09.25.2014

Dear readers: you’re the Rosh Hashanah to my Yom Kippur.

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Overheards: 09.25.2014

Asian SDT: If I learn Hebrew does that make me eligible for Birthright?

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The Warmth of Privilege

I have, over the course of the last few years at Penn, occasionally left my jacket behind at a party.

by ADAM HERSH

Colonic Dispatch

If you can’t get your shit together, remove it.

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Overheards: 09.18.2014

OCR Virgin: Should I bold my ACT score on my resume?

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The Round Up: 09.18.2014

The Social Ivy has a new title—welcome to the #1 party school in the nation. Playboy Magazine dubbed Penn as the best place for undergrads to party.

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My Penn Addiction: Complaining about Performing Arts Troupes

“I absolutely hate Glee Club shows,” I say to a friend after being forcibly handed a flyer on Locust.

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NSOver It



by ORLY GREENBERG

The Round Up: 09.11.2014

Course selection period is coming to an end, you’re still attending lecture and maybe you’re lucky enough to have a hot TA.

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Overheards: 09.11.2014

Tabard Snob: $250K/yr is fine if you’re raising a baby and living in Kansas. Confused Frosh: So is a downtown like a bat mitzvah?

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Craigslist: Penn Edition

Amazing shopping ahead

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Overheards: 09.04.2014

Freshman girl at APES: This frat is the sceniest of the scene.

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The Round Up: 09.04.2014

Ladies and gentlemen...tell a neighbor and phone a friend because Highbrow is back.

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The Meh List of NSO



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Doing it for the Insta

Your life, cropped and filtered. 

by CONOR COOK & EMILY JOHNS

My Summer Job Is Better Than Yours

Better than coffee runs and Bank of America.

by KATHERINE HARTMAN

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