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VP's Moelis Reading Room by the Numbers
Scientific stats on your favorite study spot.
by DANIEL BULPITT
Campus life
Street's Approval Matrix of Penn
See what made the cut.
by DANIEL BULPITT and ELIANA DOFT
Humor
Overheards 1.31.2018
Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
Overheards 1.24.2018
GEOL 125 Student: "There's only one rock I care about, and it's Kid Rock."
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
Overheards 1.17.18
Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Winners and Losers of 2017
Event Observers, halal trucks, and the ozone layer—who took an L and who came out on top?
by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS
Highbrow
How to Kick Ass at Smokes' Quizzo
Take some inspiration from Sun Tzu's Art of War.
by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS
Humor
Overheards: 11.29.2017
Modern–day Don Juan: “I’m not a heartbreaker, I’m a dick provider.”
by ,
Highbrow
Deconstructing the Sophomore Slump
Second–year rough patch or comeback of the year?
by LUCIA KIM
Lowbrow
Student Who "Wants an Easy Class" Will Take One on Community Engagement
And it counted for a Sector Requirement!
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded
Just tell us how many STDs you have.
by NOA BAKER and SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Highbrow
Overheards: 11.15.17
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Annual "Avoid Your Students When They Desperately Need You" Advisor Conference Under Way
What a coincidence!
by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Humor
Penn Announces "Campus Denial of Real Issues" Event to Eliminate All Responsibility
What mental health problems?
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Humor
Overheards 11.8.17
Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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