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VP's Moelis Reading Room by the Numbers
Scientific stats on your favorite study spot.
February 1, 2018 at 8:13 am
by
DANIEL BULPITT
Campus life
Street's Approval Matrix of Penn
See what made the cut.
January 31, 2018 at 2:53 am
by
DANIEL BULPITT
and
ELIANA DOFT
Humor
Overheards 1.31.2018
Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."
January 30, 2018 at 9:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
Overheards 1.24.2018
GEOL 125 Student: "There's only one rock I care about, and it's Kid Rock."
January 24, 2018 at 3:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
Overheards 1.17.18
Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”
January 17, 2018 at 10:14 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Choose Your Own 10 AM Locust Adventure
January 16, 2018 at 10:43 pm
by
DANIEL BULPITT
and
ELIANA DOFT
Highbrow
Winners and Losers of 2017
Event Observers, halal trucks, and the ozone layer—who took an L and who came out on top?
December 11, 2017 at 10:54 am
by
ANNABELLE WILLIAMS
Highbrow
How to Kick Ass at Smokes' Quizzo
Take some inspiration from Sun Tzu's Art of War.
December 2, 2017 at 9:30 am
by
ANNABELLE WILLIAMS
Humor
Overheards: 11.29.2017
Modern–day Don Juan: “I’m not a heartbreaker, I’m a dick provider.”
November 28, 2017 at 10:48 pm
by
,
Highbrow
Deconstructing the Sophomore Slump
Second–year rough patch or comeback of the year?
November 28, 2017 at 8:56 pm
by
LUCIA KIM
Lowbrow
Student Who "Wants an Easy Class" Will Take One on Community Engagement
And it counted for a Sector Requirement!
November 28, 2017 at 8:05 pm
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Highbrow
Winter's Here, Bitch
Highbrow's guide to hibernation.
November 20, 2017 at 12:54 am
by
ANGELA LIN
Highbrow
A Drinking Game for Your Housing Search
Prepare to slap the bag.
November 19, 2017 at 11:41 pm
by
LUCIA KIM
Lowbrow
Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded
Just tell us how many STDs you have.
November 19, 2017 at 11:38 pm
by
NOA BAKER
and
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Highbrow
Overheards: 11.15.17
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
November 14, 2017 at 10:13 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Annual "Avoid Your Students When They Desperately Need You" Advisor Conference Under Way
What a coincidence!
November 13, 2017 at 4:21 pm
by
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Highbrow
Highbrow Can't Even: Slow Walkers
Please, cut the bullshit.
November 9, 2017 at 3:51 pm
by
DANIEL BULPITT
Humor
Penn Announces "Campus Denial of Real Issues" Event to Eliminate All Responsibility
What mental health problems?
November 9, 2017 at 3:38 pm
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
If Your Job Interview was a Gameshow
"What is OCR?"
November 7, 2017 at 10:43 pm
by
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Humor
Overheards 11.8.17
Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"
November 7, 2017 at 10:35 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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