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You submitted the Class of 2016's top names. Now cast your vote and crown the ultimate winners of this year's Senior Superlatives.
Roll down your skinny sweats, it's superlatives season. Nominate the famous, heinous and simply unforgettable members of the Class of 2016.
Penn students truly demonstrated athletic talent this weekend—we crushed beer pong, persevered through a marathon of day drinking and stayed composed. Oh, and we won the football game. Let the victories continue, because everyone’s a winner in the Round Up.
Penn vs. Princeton. Actually, we never even cared.
Contemplative drunkard: I respect his decision to be sober, but how are we supposed to hook up if we're both not hammered?
Need inspiration? Check this.
Last Thursday, Street made it down to Bob and Barbara’s Lounge. Known for its weekly drag show hosted by Miss Lisa Lisa (“so nice she was named twice”) and for creating the Citywide Special (if you don’t know what that jawn is, do you really go to school in Philly?), this South Street landmark is the move if you don’t want to go to Smokes' for the hundredth time this month. Just like our friendly neighborhood college bars—but a lot less of a drag.
Street: What are some of the cool things you’ve been doing with the African American Arts Alliance (4A)?
Have you seen James Franco's movie Palo Alto? We did. It sucked. TOTALLY unrepresentative of the Shallow Alto lifestyle. There weren't any prep schools. Or mentions of boba, computer science, Steve Jobs or insider trading. This week, for no particular reason, Lowbrow interviewed Palo Alto, CA natives to discover what it's really like working at a Silicon Valley startup.
San Francisco is really turning into the scene. But what’s next for America? Lowbrow explores what cities are sitting just waiting to turn trendy! Here’s where you should be investing your property:
Inspired by Uber's UberKITTENS deliveries for National Cat Day, Lowbrow got to thinking of some better delivery ideas. Do you wish you’d open your email and see that Uber is delivering Snicker fun–size bars and Xanax to your work because it’s “National Happiness Day”? So do we! Here are some other things we think Uber should deliver.
Street: Describe yourself in three words.
Trick–or–treat yo’self with some sweet, sweet gossip. You may not have indulged in candy this weekend, but get ready for a sugar high. We hope this doesn’t leave a sour taste in your mouth.
Eligible bachelorette: I'm saving butt stuff for when I'm like, 60.
How to: PICK THE DATE
SPEC Connaissance and SPECtrum are serving the Penn community a treat by bringing Serena Williams to campus. From her many years of tennis success, befriending Beyoncé and tackling female equality in the magazine Wired, Serena will have much to offer when she speaks. Tickets were (understandably) hard to get, and we've overheard many students letting out frustrated grunts. In honor of the arduous process, we’ve collected and labeled Serena’s five best grunts.
Joke's on you if you thought you were gonna take the weekend off to recover post–Halloween. Homecoming is here, alumni are back, so cheers to another excuse to wake up at 9am and start drinking. To make the early rise easier, we've picked out drinks for you based on what you study. L'chaim, nerds.
Highbrow applauds the efforts of the Ivy League Snapstory...but let’s be real, it only gets ten seconds of footage while we get the whole story. Pay attention.
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Blonde betch: I'm not racist. I was raised by foreigners.
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