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Overheards 04.14.16

Stat Prof: Technically it's not about the size, it's how you use it.

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Highbrow Decodes Pottruck

Greek life is not the only tiered institution at Penn. 

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THE ROUND UP 04.07.16

Before you commit yourself to seeing five performing arts shows this weekend, we need to aca–tell–ya all things brunch and all–around bold. In case you need a little more than some aural fixation, the Round Up is here to satisfy your gossip cravings.

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OVERHEARDS 04.07.16

Guy in Frontera: Major in econ. The power of money compels you.

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THE ROUND UP 03.31.16

Some lucky Quakers spent this weekend hunting for eggs full of candy and chocolate bunnies; Highbrow’s here to assure you that our Easter basket caught all the sweet gossip.

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Perfecting the Art of the SABS

The quintessential guide on how to "See And Be Seen."

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OVERHEARDS 03.31.16

Guy in VP: I'm trying to buy a GSR for Theos

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​Things to Blame on the Green Jungle Juice You Drank

Ten consequences of the questionable mixed drink you downed on St. Fratty's Day.

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THE ROUND UP 03.24.16

On second thought, you might want that extra shot of whiskey in your Bailey’s. This week’s Round Up won’t go down nearly as smooth.

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OVERHEARDS 3.24.16

Queen of Wharton: I was gonna fuck this guy, but he was just so bad at negotiations that I couldn't.

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Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition

(570): For a second I thought the dolphin was giving head to that guy at the bar.

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How to Detox from Spring Break

Address the irreparable damage you have done to your body and your self–image.

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Round Up 03.17.16

Welcome back, spring breakers.

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Texts from Spring Break 2016

Submit your most ridiculous texts here.

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What Type of Person You Are Based on Where You Camp Out During Midterms

Van Pelt Basement – You’re a Rosenparty regular. You like to SABS and procrastinate by saying hi to all of your acquaintances and whispering shouting at a table.

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Overheards 02.25.16

Glaringly douchey frat bro on Locust: I have got to stop being so nice. Ya know, to girls that aren't hot and stuff.

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Round Up 02.25.16

Highbrow hopes your week has gone swimmingly.

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Ten Penn Rejections You Face All the Time

In order from slightly annoying to absolutely heartbreaking, here are the ten Penn rejections you face all the time.

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THE ROUND UP 02.18.16

It’s hard to imagine anything more humiliating than rubbing your genitals up on some random, red-faced freshman girl in front of her whole sorority, but ending up in the Round Up comes pretty close.

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Overheards 02.18.16

Jobless Junior: I stress bought a rotisserie chicken. 

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